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The Blacklight Of Csgo Betting
By Bonsey

Do you have piles of money built up from your bar mitzvah or are your parents just full loaded. Well than csgo is the game for you. With csgo you can go ahead and use that useless money and put it towards something worthful in life, Csgo skins. With these csgo skins you know that your money is being out to good use, and you know what else is good about csgo skins? YOU CAN BET THEM. Yes you, the 13 year old kid that has to go to bed after 9pm, yes you. With a simple click of a trade you can deposit you skins into betting sites, and the best of it is you dont have to be 18, all you have to do is click the small box with all that stupid terms and conditions stuff. And after you do that, BOOM, you have yourself a gateway to loosing all your money, but thats alright as soon as you loose you say im going to back out, im never going to bet again, but theres this little thing in the back of your mind teling you to do it. Eevn though you try to ignorte it, you cant help yourself. So what do you do? You go into your mums wallet and take that little card with mubers on it and before you know it, you have spent all you college funds on csgo skins. You hope back into a csgo coinflip thinking that theres no way you can lose all you skins again. You lose you first bet 10$ gone, you lose your second, another 10 gone, your down to 8 loses in a row and down 200 dolars, you think to yourself. I cant possibly lose 9 in a row. So you go all in, everything you have got, 1000 dollars, you picked terrorist, because your about to blow the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ away with your win. The coin flips, you close your eyes. As you start to peel open your eyes you cant help notice the yellow texture of the coin. You open your eyes even more to see, to see that you have won, won 2000 dollars. you jump up in excitement screaming "gg scrubs." You wait patiantly for the trade over to come your way. Your waiting, your still waiting. Seconds pass, minutes pass, but nothing. You go back into the the site and check your recent winnings but nothing comes up. So you go into coinflip history and you see your match, terrorist wins. Your confused, wondering why then it hasnt shown up. thats when you realise that you dint pick terrorist at all. Your legs start shaking, arms trebbling, teeth rattling, eyes start to water,. You feel a slight pain in your chest, gowing stronger and stronger. before you know it your on the ground, you start to see darkness, its getting darker by the second. You start loosing your breath, you start gasping for air. And thats when you say say RIP College Funds.

PS: i know im bad at spelling but please love me.