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42 of 60 (70%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
 

Curious Grim

Asked all questions in first lore Hub
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 5:12am

I Scream

Say that you like ice-cream
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 5:19am

Feline Fury

Pissed off the boss' cat
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 5:27am

The Sacrifice

Appeased the boss' cat with a gift
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 5:24am

Make It Rain

Get a raise
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 2:36am

Lifegiver

Spare everyone on a single day
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 4:59am

Deathbringer

Doom everyone on a single day
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 4:54am

To Be Or Not To Be

Spend 10 minutes behind your desk without marking any profiles
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 11:38pm

Two-Face

Flip the Decision Coin 100 times
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 12:07am

Let It RIP

Get the fidget spinner to go up in flames
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 5:40am

Desk Jockey

Cram all of your stuff into your desk drawers
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 9:05am

Armageddon

Reach critical level on all world parameters simultaneously
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 10:06am

Utopia

Reach Utopian level on all world parameters simultaneously
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 11:23am

This Is Fine

Drop a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 3:23am

Benefactor

Increase a single world parameter value at least 2 levels in one day
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 2:30am

Booty Obsession

Buy all the items from the Shop
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 1:16am

Necropimp

Hold over 5000 darksouls
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 12:46am

Classical

Change your look to regular skull and cape
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 2:27am

Mirror Lover

Choose your appearance for more than 15 minutes straight
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 12:00am

R.I.P. Fashion

Collect all clothes and visages
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 12:47am

Pineapple Lover

Spare the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 1:31am

Pineapple Hater

Doom the guy who likes pineapple on pizza
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 9:24am

Insubordinate

Get Fired
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 5:48am

Long Live The King

Usurp Fate and take over as the new Fate
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 10:30am

I'll Be Back

Witness the end of the world
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 4:56am

Begin Again

Start a New Game+
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 4:57am

Treehugger

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Ecology
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 11:42am

Stonks

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Prosperity
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 10:30am

War Changes

Finish the game with lowest chaos in Peace
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 4:56am

Global Warming

Finish the game with highest chaos in Ecology
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 10:30am

Plague Doctor

Finish the game with highest chaos in Health
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 4:56am

Back To The Roots

Finish the game with highest chaos in Prosperity
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 11:42am

Total War

Finish the game with highest chaos in Peace
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 1:19am

Lemons

Start the game
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 1:39am

Goodest Ending

Get the most positive ending imaginable
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 11:42am

What does the cactus say?

Get the cactus to meow
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 9:05am

Yot

Press the Discord button
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 11:47am

Balancer

Score a vague personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 2:24am

KILLDOZER 9000

Score an aggressive personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 9:26am

Misery Guts

Score a grouchy personality in Cerri’s quiz
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 12:17am

Oink

Chunk up the Oink Bank
Unlocked Apr 11 @ 2:47am

Talemaster

Spin a good story for Mortimer
Unlocked Apr 12 @ 1:15am



Meat Your Unmaker

Suggest that the afterlife is an eldritch monster dating show

Demon Hunter

Find the Immortal

Squeaky Clean

Use the Eraser 10 times

Yarr!

Visit Mortimer every day

Infinitarium

Get all endings

Phastmatological Zoologist

Collect all Desk Spirits

Posthumous Spiritualism

Try all the drinks served at Cerberus' Den

Ears of Steel

Listen to all of Mortimer’s bar stories

Non Sequitur

Spin a nonsensical story for Mortimer
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