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+rep, in a symbiotic relationship with this creature, where THEY (its a they/them) eats my dingleberries and i nae nae.

+rep best csgo player I’ve ever played with

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall.

Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru. He then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to Gru's ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed.

Furthermore, after this event, Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

tetsu is gay and also straighter than casey. He has a larger willy than casey but has a small willy. He is a niggger but lighter than casey. And he is better at csgo than everyone, but also the worst player in the world. But something that isn't common fact (apparently...) is that:
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Hello,

Today, I was playing minecraft with my son, Kennys who is currently 9 years old. Kennys was diagnosed with the gay 3 years ago, and has a great passion for willy building in minecraft. Now, on our christian home server, we have the annual willy building championships. You basically have fun building willys for a day. Anyways, Today was the day of the contest, and my son and I seemed to have inadvertently connected to your server! We joined, thinking that it was the third annual willy building contest, only to be shocked that we could neither break nor place blocks to build our weiners!


My suggestion to fix this problem: display signs at the spawn point of your server saying "this is NOT willycraft, join willycraft to take parteth in the willy building contest." This fix will remove all confusion between willycraft and your server. Thank you for reading!