the coolest dude ever

Sorry you got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on, we'll be sending flowers for doing this to you again baby girl.

this buddy dude is one of the coolest people you could ever meet. I was on my way to rizz up the local wendy's waitresses, which, you know how those chicks are. Genuinely some of the most gorgeous women you're ever gonna see in your entire life. Anyways, Yea I was on my way to rizz them up but to be honest I was kind of failing. Okay, maybe not "kind of". I may have asked one of them "Hey, ♥♥♥♥♥. Do those tits fart?" and, well.... it didn't end too well. I keep getting sidetracked. Token Black Dude managed to bring me back from the depths of rizz hell, it was like that overwatch trailer where Mercy extends her hand and heals the little girl. And in that moment, that's exactly what I felt like. A little girl. A little girl with the knowledge of an ogre compared to Token Black Dude's bottomless ocean of rizz. Wanted to stop by and thank you for helping me get my pet gorilla unstuck from the blender.

10/10, would troll in my mudhut again

this kid cant beat me in a 1v1

MY BALLS ARE FAT