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Alice_Reverie Feb 4, 2018 @ 1:55am 
Person Below Triple Gay
Alice_Reverie Feb 4, 2018 @ 1:54am 
Person Below Triple Gay
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Feb 4, 2018 @ 1:54am 
At the end of my shift I ran home into my bedroom. I grabbed the dough out of my pocket while looking for a condom. I didn't have any more. So I went without. Lying on the bed, moving the dough up and down on my ♥♥♥♥. I came again. I then wrapped the dough up in a bag and threw it in the garbage so that no one would accidentally come across it.
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Feb 4, 2018 @ 1:53am 
For a few hours after that, I stood there, making pizzas, talking to customers, taking orders. No one that I talked to knew that I had ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a pizza dough just before talking to them. Someone came in who was getting pizza for a birthday party, someone came in wanting a job, someone came in to talk about how good our pizzas always were. None of them knew. It made me feel dirty, and kind of turned on.
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Feb 4, 2018 @ 1:53am 
I realize that I don't know what to do with the dough. It weighs about a pound and a half, and it's too big to hide anywhere. Plus the night time staff would find it, and that would be some awkward explaining. There's a knock on the door. My manager is here and needs into the washroom to get changed. I quickly stuff the dough into the bag and back into my jacket before washing my hands. I then went over to another sink and washed my hands again.
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Feb 4, 2018 @ 1:53am 
I take off my pants and open up the bag. I poke a hole in the dough and massage it with my hands. I'm rock hard now. I open up the condom and put it on, before I go to town on the dough. After a few minutes, I ♥♥♥. Not quite as hard as I was expecting, but considering I had just gotten off an hour prior to that, I was satisfied.
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Feb 4, 2018 @ 1:53am 
I cleaned myself up and went to work. I go in the back door. My boss isn't there, which both surprised and relieved me. I say hi to a coworker. He's the only one here right now, and he's making the dough as we speak. "It's right fresh." I think to myself. I walk into the freezer. There sitting before me is several boxes of freshly made pizza dough. I pick one up in my hands. It's still warm. I reach into my pocket where I've hidden a large Ziploc bag and a condom. I stuff the dough into the bag and hide it in my jacket pocket. I intentionally wore a large jacket today, knowing that I'd need to smuggle the dough ball home. I didn't ever mean to ♥♥♥♥ the dough at work. That would be unsanitary. If anyone found out, I'd probably be fired. So I get to work, trying not to think about what I've hidden in my jacket. But it's too much for me. I start to get an erection. I grab my jacket and go into the washroom.
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Feb 4, 2018 @ 1:53am 
I was laying in bed before I had to head to work. I don't normally think about pizza dough when I'm not at work, but today was different. I knew that I'd be able to do this that that had been tempting me for the past several months. I was going to be by myself for a couple hours, so all I had to do was steal a ball of dough and lock myself in the bathroom. I was getting turned on just thinking about it. I masturbated.
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Sep 18, 2016 @ 2:49am 
I'll show you my pepperoni secret. :^)
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Jul 3, 2016 @ 12:49am 
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✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Feb 26, 2016 @ 5:12pm 
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Alice_Reverie Feb 24, 2016 @ 1:54pm 
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✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Feb 24, 2016 @ 5:07am 
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Alice_Reverie Feb 21, 2016 @ 10:48pm 
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✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Feb 8, 2016 @ 2:33am 
Potato Noel.
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Jan 28, 2016 @ 5:28pm 
there's a box of matches down there, light one to cook the ramen.
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Jan 26, 2016 @ 10:56pm 
>It's Mario
>I am so happy
>He whispers in my ear, "In this video, I will show you how to get Watch For Rolling Rocks Half A Presses"
>He grabs me with his powerful half-A pressing hands and puts me on my QPU grid
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for pannenkoek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for pannenkoek
>I can feel my anus tearing as my QPUs start to align
>I push against his scuttlebug jamboree
>I want to please pannenkoek
>He roars a might roar as he fills my butt with Watch For Rolling Rock's star
>TJ "Henry" Yoshi walks in
>pannenkoek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "For twelve hours"
>Mario escapes this parallel universe
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Jan 25, 2016 @ 4:15am 
there was a year's worth of ramen down there; good luck with the gas leak
dozenEggs Dec 31, 2015 @ 3:02pm 
Traitor!
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Nov 8, 2015 @ 10:02pm 
G E T T H O S E B O N E S S H A K I N G
✧*̥˚ VyeNiL *̥˚✧ Sep 1, 2015 @ 6:16pm 
:bleach: im so thirsty
ZeiroK Aug 27, 2015 @ 11:17pm 
+Rep Fist fought with me until I rolled off a cliff.
cyb3rflare Aug 21, 2015 @ 2:33pm 
-rep I am his pet weasel and i don't like intestines
The Modular Doll Feb 16, 2015 @ 9:11am 
Give This Rose ~ To Everyone You Care About.
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Chief Gamers Feb 15, 2015 @ 9:52pm 
Give This Rose ~ To Everyone You Care About.
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SilverBird Dec 24, 2014 @ 9:17pm 
Merry Christmas!
Sinful Messiah Dec 5, 2014 @ 2:11pm 
Honk honk honk hi new little friend :3
Chief Gamers Nov 21, 2014 @ 7:25am 
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Dangit Bobbeh, I tell ya hwat, you just got visited by the friendly propane man
If you don't post this in 5 comment sections you'll suffer pro-pain
Izaäk Jun 19, 2014 @ 4:03pm 
That and i'm mostly just offline on the chat section of Steam, yeh
Just Monaca Jun 19, 2014 @ 12:56pm 
Happy B-Day :D
Donut Dragon Mar 29, 2014 @ 10:03pm 
:balloon:
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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear
Chief Gamers Mar 15, 2014 @ 8:38pm 
LERGERNDERVZELDER: Im getting very impatient
Icon of Bronyboy: With me or ESO?
LERGERNDERVZELDER: ESO has been downloading since 12:00
Icon of Bronyboy: It's a big game
Icon of Bronyboy: Like my life
Donut Dragon Nov 3, 2013 @ 4:22pm 
:balloon: