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Apr 26 @ 2:13pm 
HEAD THIS WARNING MY FELLOW TRAVELER

This player will BAIT you
This player will play on a WHEEL
This player is worse than LVL 3
This player does not understand how cs works

With this warning I leave you in farewell, hoping that you will be against him as it will be an easy win if you have an ounce of skill
Feb 14 @ 6:01am 
Sn
Feb 5 @ 9:25am 
-rep blud je opica
Dec 6, 2025 @ 12:19pm 
its really wild to me just how much trash you talk for how cute you are!!!! a pretty girl like you has no reason to have such a potty mouth while playing counter strike. i really thought it was kinda strange that you said ":3 nice shot", followed by the n word with the hard r... not to mention, you did say that you are a 5'2 cute girl with triple d tiddies. very odd of you to say that, but honestly, that confidence is hot. i bet you'd stomp on my nuts if i asked. i really hope you add me back so i can get another dose of that riveting gamer juice and lingo from you!
Nov 8, 2025 @ 1:49pm 
Bislo Just now
Jeevishane Just now
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Aug 19, 2025 @ 12:26pm 
+rep another game, another win with you
Aug 13, 2025 @ 4:19pm 
so ♥♥♥♥♥♥, needs to be treated by doctors
Aug 11, 2025 @ 1:05pm 
+rep cool trader
Aug 4, 2025 @ 7:54am 
Bislo 30 Jul @ 7:57am
Spranc_Ram1z 17 May @ 6:29pm
ki je laravel za muho?
Jun 24, 2025 @ 11:46am 
+rep AWP sniper elite
Jun 14, 2025 @ 1:06pm 
cheeser
Jun 1, 2025 @ 10:04am 
its really wild to me just how much trash you talk for how cute you are!!!! a pretty girl like you has no reason to have such a potty mouth while playing counter strike. i really thought it was kinda strange that you said ":3 nice shot", followed by the n word with the hard r... not to mention, you did say that you are a 5'2 cute girl with triple d tiddies. very odd of you to say that, but honestly, that confidence is hot. i bet you'd stomp on my nuts if i asked. i really hope you add me back so i can get another dose of that riveting gamer juice and lingo from you!
May 26, 2025 @ 6:04am 
yooyo
May 22, 2025 @ 1:25pm 
Squad up?
May 17, 2025 @ 9:29am 
ki je laravel za muho?
Apr 17, 2025 @ 8:47am 
pleasure to team up
Apr 14, 2025 @ 11:55am 
+rep ty for game, don't forget to add me!
Apr 14, 2025 @ 5:18am 
hello i recently selled u my wife for kontere strik skins. my wif returned to me. but why? im don't take the refund but plese take the wife back. she is alredy screeming at me.
angry regard,s
milo malakata
Mar 30, 2025 @ 8:21am 
hey can we trade? add me pls
Mar 22, 2025 @ 1:05am 
-rep this guy is addicted to heroin
Mar 20, 2025 @ 8:20am 
0/10 Wont play rounds with me
Mar 11, 2025 @ 9:42am 
+rep truly inspirational
Feb 9, 2025 @ 12:20pm 
Hey, I recently inquired about your *NEW* Nomad Fade Knife! Please add me to discuss trades.
- Kind Regards,
Fidan Reklamaskam
Feb 7, 2025 @ 8:37am 
Ready to dominate the game?
Feb 5, 2025 @ 10:26am 
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
Feb 2, 2025 @ 4:47am 
My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is. It's none other than Albert Einstein.
Jan 8, 2025 @ 4:18am 
Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
Jan 2, 2025 @ 10:28am 
brainrot but kinda hot ngl
Jan 1, 2025 @ 2:57pm 
slovenac :floweyevil:
Dec 17, 2024 @ 6:12am 
+rep best in the lobby
Dec 15, 2024 @ 9:36am 
+rep ty for game
Dec 11, 2024 @ 8:59am 
GG
Dec 1, 2024 @ 2:16am 
siemano
dodaj do znaj prosze, mam pytanie
nwm dlaczego nie moge dodac z maina
Nov 20, 2024 @ 2:41pm 
-rep said my mom was a below-average woman with a low paying job, thus not providing me with the resources to raise a kid correctly
Nov 19, 2024 @ 12:02pm 
It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out
Nov 7, 2024 @ 8:35am 
One of my high school friends who we recently got back in touch with had a baby a month or two ago. He sent over a photo of new baby ogling a giant pint of Guinness in the way only someone that Irish can. So I was telling him how Lou (the other owner of the company that owns Yarn Forward) went to a knitting show in Dublin and saw so many children in hideous acrylic handknit sweaters that she wanted to call child protective services on them. Their friend, knowing I would fully appreciate it, emailed over a better photo of the handknit sweater his family sent from Limerick for his wee daughter. I told him he’s lucky to have gotten wool, given the handknit acrylic nightmares Lou saw when she was in Ireland. And he replies with the funniest thing I read all week:

“Children in acrylic have mommies who don’t love them.”
So now I have been inspired to knit something hilarious for his daughter. Just wait. I’ve got the yarn, it’s all getting the top bit correct now.
Oct 27, 2024 @ 12:44pm 
heeey, added;3
Oct 12, 2024 @ 10:33am 
+ rep from faceit
Oct 4, 2024 @ 4:27am 
fantastic under pressure
Oct 2, 2024 @ 3:39pm 
+ rep pretty good player
Sep 29, 2024 @ 3:24am 
siemano
dodaj do znaj prosze, mam pytanie
nwm dlaczego nie moge dodac z maina
Aug 27, 2024 @ 11:56am 
-rep kmet
Aug 27, 2024 @ 7:03am 
Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favourite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually get disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and even live in Japan for the rest of my life.
Aug 5, 2024 @ 11:27am 
Master of the game
Jul 31, 2024 @ 9:56am 
Your next challenge: Accepting my invite.
Jul 29, 2024 @ 10:49am 
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Jul 17, 2024 @ 1:38pm 
pls teach me how to play ron
Jul 17, 2024 @ 1:11pm 
bro pls teach me how to play RON:steamsad:
Jul 15, 2024 @ 12:12pm 
i jack off to grandmas 😎