A big silly. A Certifiably, comically large silly, some would say, too silly. Speaks English (as i am English) and a bit of German too. Owns an impeccable collection of suits and fancy but has absolutely no social situation in which to wear them, and so usually looks horrendous. Avid enjoyer of tanks and generally tracked vehicles, potentially mental and outlawed in an assortment of nations for some assorted reasons (tax evasion) does not like Prime Minister Stalin- i mean Starmer.

Knows a bit too much about computers, and tanks, did i mention i like tanks? Also, waffles, waffles are cool too.