Sean Schmitt
Sean Schmitt
Belfast, Maine, United States
Age 29
Love spending time with my beautiful wife Charlotte, and my other two kids
I work as an investment banker which gives me the cash I need for fishing and drinking lol
Let's go Red Socks :)
Age 29
Love spending time with my beautiful wife Charlotte, and my other two kids
I work as an investment banker which gives me the cash I need for fishing and drinking lol
Let's go Red Socks :)
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New PR, This guy was a real fighter, unlike my stupid wife when she wouldn't get me a IPA from the fridge.
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An excuse to drink and not talk to my wife
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1993 Clock Tower
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Olive Garden
I'm going to unvirgin your bottles of olive oil with my dong
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You stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you
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Secretlywubzei Oct 15, 2025 @ 4:05pm 
svalbard monkey has 271K zynz
Svalbard_Monkey May 30, 2025 @ 7:00pm 
A jobless ahhh nga
Svalbard_Monkey Apr 20, 2025 @ 6:25pm 
+1000 rep this man supports bombardino crocodilo
Svalbard_Monkey Apr 19, 2025 @ 7:11pm 
"Gay black people are almost always bald" - Sean
Svalbard_President Jan 19, 2025 @ 1:37pm 
Hates his wife +6,000,000 rep
Svalbard_Monkey Nov 19, 2024 @ 5:07am 
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It's WRONG to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a HOMOSEXUAL and tell them how SINFUL they are