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22.6 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
can confirm, bones lab
Posted September 29, 2022.
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2.7 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Construction Charlie, there are no words to describe my raw ecstatic emotions about this masterpiece of a game. First of all, when you launch the game it gives you enough time to rethink your life decisions, which in my opinion more game developers should take notice of. The graphics are lifelike, I'm not even joking, I thought I had taken mental control of Charlie. By far the best part of this masterpiece is the way Charlie can throw a wrench with such force that it will NEVER touch the ground. He is stronger than a god and his looks are like a ray of sunshine from the heavens. The very ground he walks upon turns to gold. His favorite snack are toolboxes and he seems to enjoy them so much that his bones dance with such ferocity that they grow, you can almost feel the very fiber of his existence becoming stronger when he consumes one of his favorite snacks. The fierce angel named Charlie has a skull tougher than steel, giving him the ability to smash any object that happens to come even close to his melon sized noggin. Overall I love this game, I have donated my spleen to the devs and it should arrive at their doorstep within five to seven business days. Thank you for this enlightening journey and I wish it could never end.
Posted May 17, 2019.
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1.0 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Highly recommended, the thing that would bring this game to the top would be custom songs. The sound can be desychronized at times but from the patch notes it seems like the devs are working on it.
Posted February 2, 2019.
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