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bonkdude

Apr 20, 2023 @ 9:41pm

I can't stand it anymore, every time I think about a red portal I get a erection that can bust through a steel door, my dreams are flooded with goblins telling me to slay them with my massive and thick Zweihander, i wake up in a cold sweat after im done with them having busted about 6-7 times, ive tried to quench my thirst with rule 34 of the game but ive seen every single post, theres nothing left to satisfy my desires anymore, i have become a glutonous pig for Dark and Darker, i caught my self staring at my pet parrot, it suddenly morphed into a demon bat and i immediately whipped it out, acted like i was going into my barb rage, when it was all said and done, i was looting it corpse, hoping to find a ring of courage, but i came to my senses too late and my parrots disfigured body was before my eyes........ i need dark and darker to live and im not sure how much longer i can go with out it........