27 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 4.6 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Posted: Feb 5, 2017 @ 8:06am
Updated: Feb 5, 2017 @ 6:52pm

This game is not fun to play, even consider it to be painful, and it's got a lot of Ear-rape sounds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQZghpQHy6w

For the people that don't want to watch the video of me suffering through half of the game:

This game is trying to be like Painkiller... but is no where even close! The graphics are not that good. There is even NO option to change graphics. Hell there wasn't even a Unity start up menu (like most Unity games end up using.) The option menu in game is just sound sliders and screen resolution. There is no secrets, you can't interact with anything. Lava does kill you though.

The gameplay is simplistic. You move to room to small room, and fighting spawns of monsters/demons, while some Metal is played. Now the movement speed is PAINFULLY slow, and there is no sprint. There is even barely a jump. Most monsters are actually faster than you. Don't get me started on the sounds. Sounds are off, or sounds like they are in a completely different direction, some sounds are even pure ear rape. Some sounds are even ripped from Doom! Some monsters that I encountered don't even have ANY sounds. When you die there isn't even a sound for that! I was also killed from a monster shooting through a wall.

There is also no health/armor pick ups. You only get health when you complete a room and move onto the next area.

The weapons are pretty generic, machine gun, shotgun, rocket launcher, there might be another one, but I could not get past the second level. Picking up the weapons don't give you any ammo, and completing a level takes away your weapons, leaving you with the chain melee weapon. The amount of damage done to monsters seems to be random. Sometimes you can kill them in 1-2 shots, other times it takes 6-9 shots. You also don't take damge from your own rockets.

The only good thing I can find is the music... sometimes. Out of the 5 songs there is, 3 of them are actually good! (If someone know where I can find the music or how I can rip files out of Unity, please let me know.) The other 2 are horrible loops. This game ALSO has the issue of the music will just randomly get louder in certain rooms, or when you go to the next level, or when you die and restart... and I mean REALLY LOUD! And it's usually the sh*tty loops that end up being really loud.

After my horrible and not fun play and not able to make it to the second boss, I checked out the game files in hopes I could steal the music to listen to... The game is only 115 MB. AND according to the files, there is only 4 maps!

The game also crashed when I died and tried to go back to the menu.

EDIT: I card farmed the game to get the 3 Steam Cards. The first two dropped in about 1 hour... but the last card took ALMOST 4 HOURS!!

Pros:
- Metal Music
- No Achievements (No need to play through the entire game)
- Steam Traiding Cards

Cons:
- Horrible Graphics
- Horrible Sounds
- Some Music is horrible
- Damage isn't consistant
- No health pick ups
- Small boring rooms
- You are slow as sh*t
- Only 4 levels


No. Just no. It's not worth the $1.
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