I got tired of your baby kumquats and put them in the bin. They were getting kinda mouldy and shriveled up to match their decaying brains forever ruined by TikTok. They might still be in the bins because of the strikes.

6 years on, the kumquat now has 2 baby kumquats. Don't know whether I should be happy for you or concerned that the small-brained kumquat is multiplying. Congrats on surviving the year btw. The new garbage truck never came so I couldn't drag you into it with me. But make no mistake, I would've done it without a second thought.

5 years on, this kumquat is now the smallest kumquat alive, looking as shriveled up as a raisin. Your brain, rotting from the inside, can hardly comprehend the smoothness of 120Hz as you were stuck on 60Hz for so long. Dunno if you'll be able to survive the year, so maybe I'll just take you down with me in the garbage truck.

-Rep in Golf with your friends, very unsportsmanlike

Actually tried to sell me a child in a CoD lobby before

Imagine being the biggest kumquat alive for a whole year. Kumquat gonna 60Hz I guess.

now biggest dingus UK@60hz

upgraded from biggest cringebag to biggest kumquat UK
the cyber police are coming for you

2 years on and your not only the biggest cringebag UK still, but you're also a kumquat

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a year and a half later and you're still the biggest cringebag UK ayy lmao

lmao biggest cringebag UK