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h a r d w a r e
A list of my current capitalist instruments of industry.

∞ Ryzen 9 5900X — because idleness is the devil’s workshop.
∞ XFX Merc 310 RX 7900 XTX — Thatcher’s favourite graphics card (probably).
∞ 4 DIMMs of Corsair RGB Vengeance — glowing with the righteous fury of fiscal responsibility.

~ Monitors ~
Main – Dell G3223Q (4K @ 144Hz of pure productivity)
Secondary – Samsung QLED for observing the working class.
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m d m g e t a j o b y o u s o s i g r o l l l o o k i n g t w a t
✨ og sadboy? Nay — og Toryboy. ✨
Your favourite latex-faced disciplinarian.

If you’re unemployed, get on your bike — preferably one with RGB.
If you’re playing GTA, remember: privatisation begins at home.

Since you’re here, fancy buying some smack of moral fortitude?

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f a v o u r i t e s
Games that build character and punish laziness.

∞ Petscop — clearly a government experiment.
∞ GTA Online — Thatcher’s Britain, but with rockets.
∞ Cool Maths Games — mandatory for the nation’s youth.
∞ Need For Speed: Carbon — not to be confused with socialism.
∞ Deadlock — what Parliament calls “Tuesday.”

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M u s i c
Click here for approved listening by the Department of Culture and Discipline [open.spotify.com]

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~ my favourite albums ~
(Because vinyl never went on strike)

Aphex Twin – “I Care Because You Do” (so should you)
Black Sabbath – “Paranoid” (standard Tory symptom)
Kate Bush – “Running Up That Hill” (to get to work)
The Smiths – “The Queen Is Dead” (…she’s not, stop it)
The Stone Roses – Self-Titled (Manchester’s biggest mistake)
Vangelis – “Blade Runner” (soundtrack to the free market)

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