If Rasputin was a frog...


There lived a certain man in France long ago
He was green and small, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with humor and with laught
But to Paris chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the Raptor Jesus like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women will eat him !

RA RA RASFROGIN
Lover of the Frenchies Cooker
There was a guy that really was eat
RA RA RASFROGIN
France's greatest food maker machine
It was a king how he cooked on

He ruled the France land and never mind the pan
But the Food Contest he cooked really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to feed
For the queen he was food dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy cooker
Who would made eat her son