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and then this kid will say ♥♥♥♥ about me and my country while in UK They dont have good internet connection
Sammy looked up at the big blue behemoth and pleaded for him to take it
slowly.
The Blue Bastard grabbed him by the neck and pulled him close till Sammy could
smell the taste of Mario's virgin ♥♥♥♥ on his breath. The breath of the
hallicious hedgehog condensed on Sammy's face as he tried to wriggle away. It
looked at him and said the following; words so daunting that they are burnt
into Sammy's neural cortex even today.
"GOTTA GO FAST"
moaned and sonic stopped and asked if anything was wrong. Sammy said that
nothing in the world could be wrong with you sonic and asked him to continue
ramming his blue ♥♥♥♥ and balls against his tender ass.
then mario arrived and unzipped his pants, sonic cried by watching his new
fond friend, and then proceeded to see mario stick his big plumber pipe into
sammys mouth
SAMMY TRIED SCREAMING AS SONIC AND MARIO CAME IN HIS ASS AND MOUTH BUT THE
SCREAMING WAS MUFFFLED BY THE FLOOD OF SEEMEN SQUIRTING INTO HIS VERY BODY
AND SOUL!
All that was on the little boys mind at the moment was to please his gaming
hero and secret crush more than anything at the moment. Sonic began to moan
in sharp doses and then suddenly stopped. Sammy looked up and asked if
something was wrong. But there wasnt any sonic anymore. What sammy was
pleasing with his mouth and hands was no one else than.... SANIC HIMSELF.
WITHOUT WARNING SANIC BEGAN TO VIOLENTLY ♥♥♥ ALL OVER SAMMY IN A SEEMEN
RAIN THAT WOULD LAST FOR CENTURIES
canvas. Sammy swam in the semen until his face was fully caked into the
greatness he can only describe as the sequal to Shenmue 2. Sammy swam
closer to a tired Sanic sitting in the corner with his back against the wall,
panting from exauchtion. Sammy placed one arm behind him and tickled Sanic's
chest with one finger until the beast giggled and threw up a copy of Uncharted
3. How would sammy react?
blesting from within his mind as the room filled up with Sanics ♥♥♥. As the
♥♥♥ now almost had filled the entire room there was no longer any escape for
Sammy. He took his last breath of air and decended into the ocean of seed.
Suddenly the music stopped and it was now dead quiet. Out from the
nothingnesss and darkness of the seemen sanics face appeared from the dark
and gently whisperd with a voice that seemed composed from the screams of
millions of dying fetuses and sandpaper, "It's us forever now sammy. i will
never let you go" Sammy embraced sonic and kissed his raspy lips before they
both moved on to sonics home dimension to rule as king and queen untill the
end of days.
GOOTTA GO FAST
doesn't evn know how to 420
haha funny junks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvWXWxQE-xA