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Mr. Philosophy Sep 12, 2021 @ 1:07pm 
bot scum
Mr. Philosophy Aug 18, 2020 @ 1:12am 
+rep He does the cleaning very good,. and will do thingsd for very cheap good man when the thing go rong he work hard and thing go fix yes. This man does good sex, best sex he cooms very slow,m last long time he last 25 mins in sleeping structure mmmmmmm gooood yes? Helps old ladys cross road, and gives gooid vacuum for very cheap only 20$ he does very many things. Good gamer very good at games last time hes game yes ok thanks for yr time.
Mr. Philosophy Jul 13, 2020 @ 7:25pm 
Sans
RoyTheBigBoy Jul 13, 2020 @ 2:06pm 
Sans
RoyTheBigBoy Mar 24, 2020 @ 10:08pm 
MMMmmmmmM. Yup yup. Very good. mmMMMMmm. Absolutely superb. *Smacks lips* Oh yeah. Just so tasty. *Moans hubristically* You just keep lathering up that burrito baby.
Mr. Philosophy Feb 21, 2020 @ 2:09am 
TRUST ME, when you fire this game up...
Your little ♥♥♥♥ing nuts are gonna start quaking buddy.
Your little nuts are going be quaking
AWWW YEAHH
YEAHHHHHHH
YOURE GONNA SHOOT ♥♥♥!
YOURE GONNA SHOOT ♥♥♥!
YOURE GONNA SHOOT HOT ♥♥♥ EVERY WHERE!
AND THATS A-THATS A PROMISE
THATS A PROMISE FOLKS
THATS A ♥♥♥♥ING PROMISE RIGHT THERE
YOURE GONNA SHOOT ♥♥♥♥ING HOT ♥♥♥♥
ALL OVER YOUR COMPUTER-
ALL OVER YOUR MECHANICAL KEYBOARD
AND YOUR RAZER MOUSE,


I SWEAR TO GOD. THAT YOU WILL BUST A NUT
Mr. Philosophy Jan 30, 2020 @ 11:14pm 
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i ** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin cooming. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM COOM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM COOM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM COOM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN MAN, I COOM IN MAN" and my mother very angry me.
MapleSlap Jul 14, 2019 @ 11:21am 
UwU Daddy! I want you to ♥♥♥ all over my hairy ♥♥♥♥♥♥s and then lick it up like an Ethiopian child liking up any possible nutrients to survive
RoyTheBigBoy Jun 25, 2018 @ 4:49pm 
Wot the ♥♥♥ did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest ♥♥♥♥♥ in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a ♥♥♥♥♥ bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can ♥♥♥♥♥ run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper ♥♥♥♥♥ pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the ♥♥♥ out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody ♥♥♥♥♥ mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin.
RoyTheBigBoy May 23, 2018 @ 9:37am 
Thicc boi deliverin them ass whoopings of biblical proportions.
RoyTheBigBoy Mar 9, 2018 @ 4:47pm 
Spicy Pupperino
Kolteen Nov 22, 2017 @ 6:06pm 
Litest person i know
Ascendance Jun 22, 2017 @ 11:55am 
Yay 100 Games!!!
Mr. Philosophy Aug 5, 2016 @ 1:27pm 
These Comments Disturb Me.
RoyTheBigBoy Jun 28, 2016 @ 7:16pm 
A story yet to be finished...
RoyTheBigBoy Jun 28, 2016 @ 5:24pm 
An intelligent, but awkward character that watches a substantial amount of anime. An absolute disturbance owed to his bodies closeness to wiggily jello and too much alone time. Because of this, he has become a basement hog known as... Jiggly(Jerkoff?) Jerry!
RoyTheBigBoy Jun 28, 2016 @ 5:24pm 
Truly Dapper... A short bearded man held striking resemblance to an Ewok with an additional set of compelling iron thighs. His mere sight could strike through the heart of one million children and end all with his steady steel blade. His brand soared the earth... Solid Dwarf!!!
RoyTheBigBoy Jun 28, 2016 @ 5:24pm 
The elegant hood sliced through wind as if a knife had cut butter. His beak a powerful yellow and feathers a silky white that combined to construct an overall alluring being. The farmyard bird.... The Hooded ♥♥♥♥!
RoyTheBigBoy Jun 28, 2016 @ 4:44pm 
My jaw dropped due to a scandalous flow of monstrous words that feld his mouth at a alarming rate... I screamed his name in horror... Racist Asian Man!!!
RoyTheBigBoy Jun 28, 2016 @ 4:43pm 
His thin yet powerful blade pierced my torso with stupendous effort; after all, i was made of steel. He proceeded to stuff the wound with his fishy filling known as sodium and screamed a maniacal scream... Salty Swordfish!!!!!
RoyTheBigBoy Jun 28, 2016 @ 4:40pm 
As I pondered to myself, my mind exploded with outrageous life changing thoughts that painted the walls red. I was shot... I proceeded to engulf the bullet down my throat and scream...Larry Longsworth!
RoyTheBigBoy Jun 28, 2016 @ 4:34pm 
At age six i was born without a face exclaiming my life to the floor in which I was dropped through due to pregnancy. Life is rough
HasPotatoAim Feb 21, 2016 @ 2:55pm 
mah boi
Ascendance Jul 16, 2015 @ 3:40pm 
this background is worth the 8 cents
Ascendance Apr 22, 2013 @ 3:22pm 
it's beutiful