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I'm a German gay vegan feminist muslim introverted necrophile and I sexually identify myself as either a grape if it is the weekend or as an attack helicopter during the rest of the week and my fetishes are human fat and lamps and I prefer to use chili and soy-sauce as lube. The Flying Spaghettimonster has given me the right to say whatever I want and to the glory of Satan, I feel offended by this post. Fork is my trigger-word as well as tigers. Please take this post down before I report to the Illuminati and ISIS. I'm gonna talk to a strap-on Kim Yong Un and Muhammed the prophet along with a certain crack-addicted Jesus and a bombvest to ensure my rights to use the power of Allah akbar to declare you a rapist #neverforghetti #steelbeamscantmeltjetfuel #allwomenarerapists *try-too-hard intensifies* *potential grammar-cancer* MobileMasterRace