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MJOLNIR Dec 27, 2018 @ 4:48pm

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MrAle Aug 21, 2014 @ 4:39pm

+Rep, Nice prices

tomoo Jun 3, 2014 @ 7:37pm

Lol. I just made my day.

tomoo Jun 3, 2014 @ 7:37pm

They say Disneyworld is the happiest place on earth, obviously they haven't been on my genital.

tomoo Jun 3, 2014 @ 7:36pm

I guess, my genital just got hard . Lol.

tomoo Jun 3, 2014 @ 7:36pm

I'm 53 years old! But age doesn't matter. Agreed?

tomoo Jun 3, 2014 @ 7:29pm

I've been a Furry for 10 years now and want to stop. The problem is that the group of furs that I hang out with don't like me now and if I took my fursuit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me. My last boyfriend (Jonathan) gave me herpes on my ass and now I have a hard time taking a ♥♥♥♥. Sometimes I have to take an Ex-lax so my ♥♥♥♥ will come out easy.

tomoo Apr 16, 2014 @ 3:00pm

Guys why when a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ***, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?

tomoo Apr 6, 2014 @ 11:44pm

Now that he's grown up, all I have to do if I want some ♥♥♥♥ is call his name, rub his belly then his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it a little, lube up and bend over a low surface and I'm getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ silly
for a while. I don't know what else to do, man. I like ♥♥♥♥. I like getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and sucking ♥♥♥♥. I find men fundamentally disgusting though. I fap to women, I have sex with women, but I crave some ♥♥♥♥ on the side. It completely kills it if it's attached to a human man, though. I think my dog is just disconnected enough from humanity that I see him as an organic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ machine.

tomoo Dec 13, 2013 @ 5:44pm

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