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9 of 16 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

The Government

Unlocked May 22 @ 7:26pm

Empty Aquarium

Feed everyone at the pier
Unlocked May 22 @ 10:44am

Feast in the Clouds

Feed everyone on the rooftops
Unlocked May 22 @ 10:44am

Nightclub Nourishment

Feed everyone and everything at Cafe Mawson
Unlocked May 22 @ 7:26pm

Email Etiquette

Ponder the ins and outs of sending an email
Unlocked May 22 @ 7:26pm

Savory Sock Seasoning

Learn the art of sock-foot alignment
Unlocked May 22 @ 10:44am

This is how I sit on the Toilet

Hello my name is Kevin and this is not a joke. I sit on the toilet like this. Always have. I know it is weird, but every time I use the toilet normally It feels wrong and takes more work. I think I have been doing this for so long that my body is just too used to it to go back. Please try it for yourself. Maybe we can make a change. Again, I am not joking.
Unlocked May 22 @ 7:26pm

The Silenced Saint

Feed the Saint of Six Stomachs
Unlocked May 22 @ 7:26pm

Colder Than Everest

Feed the Saint of Six Stomachs on hard mode
Unlocked May 22 @ 7:26pm



Prison Poultry

Feed everyone in the prison

Bullet Hell

In Sandbox Mode, cook 1 egg and at least 10 bullets

Beer Hell

In Sandbox Mode, cook 1 egg and at least 6 beer

In and Out

In Sandbox Mode cook 1 egg, one cockroach, and one bullet

Beer and Puff

In Sandbox Mode, cook 1 puffer fish and 1 beer

Tangled Meat

In Sandbox Mode, cook 12 Sausages

Caged Roach

In Sandbox Mode cook 1 egg, 4 roaches, and 4 shot glasses