questionably homosexual

you disgust me furry

"I hate you, first you put chips in the fridge, then you skip the OP"

"Is that your gamer dress?"

"Joke's on god I'll stick my ♥♥♥♥ into whatever I feel like"

"What's a map but with dates?"

"I'm gay for anything with cat ears"

"You live in Colorado thats basically an issekai"

Apple: My FPS per second is really bad.
Faerie: Apple that's frame acceleration.

"I'm almost out out of alcohol, and by alcohol I mean sparking ice water"

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

u are though

traps arent gay

"The difference is my room is not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - Apple 2k17+

Kappa

trash peru

Are you selling ure El Jefe?

Pony ♥♥♥

Guess what it's clown hunting season 👹👌💦💦💦and u know what that means time to hunt for some clown ♥♥♥♥🍆😜😜 that big red nose isn't the only thing you'll be bonking tonight 😱👉🏽👌🏽huge shoes equal huge🍆🍆🍆don't let that clown juggle his balls all by himself 👀👅u know they aren't just lurking in the shadows but in that 😼😼😼who cares if u get a little freaky clowns are known for their knives and chainsaws ⚒🗡😏😏open your mouth wider than that creepy clown grin 👅👅👅and it'll be full of clown ♥♥♥♥ in no time 👺👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿send this to 12 of your kinkiest clown stalkers and bobo will be beside your bed tonight

Teach me how to be good at Dota, Sensei ;~;

😍✋🔥👑💦💨Cuando Diios Inventó La Princesa Se Inspiiró En Ti.😍😌👑💦

eeee AmOr ;

( - Estas Muy ; Hermoza Toma un MwaaashxWaO Mii AmOr 😍✋🔥👑💦💨

-_Eres Muy Bella Baby

NO🚫 NO❌ NO❎ I WILL NOT PLAY POKÉMON🐥 GO🚦🚥🚷. I'M A GOOD LITTLE😇😇😇 ONLY NEED DADDY😬💪👿 TO EXPLORE ME👍👌👐👐. I WANNA CATCH ALL HIS CUMMIES👌✌🍆💦💦💦👅👅👀AND HE CAN TRAIN ME TO BE THE BEST👀💪🏆 I ONLY WANT DADDY TO MAHCHOKE ME😈😎👶ONLY DADDY CAN USE HIS LICKITUNG TO PARALYZE ME🙀🙀😸😘😋👀 I'M HIS PINK SQUISHY🌸🌹🏊 SO I WON'T LET HIM CATCH DITTIO📵🚫🙅🙅 MY DADDY IS THE BEST 😸😚😗😍 HE STAYS HARD LIKE OYNX🏆🔗🔨🔩💥 I DON'T NEED POKÉMON GO AND NEITHER DOES DADDY BECAUSE HE IS ALREADY THE BEST TRAINER CAUSE HE TRAINS ME😈😍😘🙇😙👀💋❤🍆💦👅💯

Hey, I'm a member of we're a disastaah, meant to be playing against your team today. We aren't able to make it today. Our captain will be in touch to organise it again. Sorry for the confusion!

Hi!!♥ ^-^ I'm♥ spy_main~♥, i'm just another ♥shy person on the internet, i would love to meet new people! i'm totally up for skype or teamspeak...if youre i-interested♥ >//>.. (i'm kinda looking for a internet relationship with a ♥~big strong pyro main~♥, i'm not getting anywhere irl so...) a-add me :3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥

added for the match but ur friend list is full

Just sent friend invite. Add me so we can schedule our dota match for next week

added for scrims

Howdy Apple, I think we've met before somewhere, but hey, I heard you guys were in need of Spy ringers. If you need one, please hit me up.

Still LFS this weekend?

Hi!!♥ ^-^ I'm♥ spy_main~♥, i'm just another ♥shy person on the internet, i would love to meet new people! i'm totally up for skype or teamspeak...if youre i-interested♥ >//>.. (i'm kinda looking for a internet relationship with a ♥~big strong pyro main~♥, i'm not getting anywhere irl so...) a-add me :3 ♥♥♥♥♥♥

You think you're a good player? No, you're not. You're just a big bully who abuses unfixed game mechanics to your advantage. You're the reason people in the community don't want to try. You cheat and act shameful while playing and it's digusting. Please do not continue to play this game if you only want to make others quit. It's not nice nor is it fair. Remember that there are other players aside from you trying to have fun, and you're ruining their good time by being such a spoil sport. I hope this comment has gotten through to you. Good day to you, troll.

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I'm the captain for The Jonny Klasues Experience, tryina set up a game for this week

Hey i want to add you to discuss about a future scrim possible

Can you add me? I want to try out as med on your silver hl team. thanks <3

i like playing videogames as the soldier in highlander

Added you for scout tryout

Added for medic tryout

Added for Spy:

UGC HL S 9: Main Scout for /sTG\ (Steel) - As Digital Error
UGC HL S 10: Main Pyro for /sTG\ (Silver) - As Digital Error
UGC HL S 11: Main Scout for Consuela's Cleaners (Silver) - As Digital Error
UGC HL S 18: Main Spy for The Yellow Pubmarine (Steel) - As R☆nger

http://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561197960959453

Added for medic things. If me moving up from steel is an issue (though I can get a silver player to vouch for me if it helps) please just ignore my friend request. Have a good day and stuff :D

added for spy tryout

Added to tryout for Heavy.

Added to tryout for Spy

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( ((((((♥♥♥♥ of with your ♥♥♥♥ old meme
♥♥♥♥ of with your ♥♥♥♥ old meme
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eat as ♥♥♥♥♥
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Ever since I was a small child, I've always had this fascination of being a small submissive dentist slut. Now now, before you jump the gate here and make assumptions, I had no idea I wanted to be a dentist until I was eighteen. Secretively, I ordered a medium sized dragon dildo off of the internet, the most frilly shimapan a boy could buy, and the most cotton blend cotton candy striped thigh highs I could make an order for. Once all of these items arrived, I slipped everything on, lubed up my pucker, and went to town. Not too long before I had the shaft all the way up my rectum, my father busted in through our roof. He ripped the ♥♥♥♥ out of my tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and placed his ♥♥♥♥ in as replacement. He then later told me how homosexuality is sinful, and how it would make our family crumble.

Don't let this happen to you, please be aware of the danger affecting American homes everyday, Homosexuality™.

12:12 AM - the art of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: tbh i always thought that wooden had a huge ♥♥♥♥
12:12 AM - the art of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: idk why
12:12 AM - [TTS] TATELAX: It's probably massive

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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added for trade fist fowl 1.33 bp.tf price thanks!