I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from ♥♥♥♥ I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbors and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

Dude started screaming about cheese ina public lobby +rep

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By the way my Skype is lovelylinda69

Haha hey cutie I got your message ;) I think ur kinda cute too and maybe you could make me some sandwiches sometimes. Rust could maybe be fun to play but I'm more in to hardcore rp if you know what I mean ;) hit me up if you ever wanna go slick and sweaty together xoxo

He's got fat hog disease

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
+rep

nice baby

Such a cute little

Saucy little slut

Not a problem :)