Howdy! I'm ApexHowleron (but you can call me Apex, Howler, or "Hey, that person who missed 47 shots in a row before getting one lucky kill"). I'm a proud member of the trans community 🏳️‍⚧️, a professional button-masher, and an absolute black hole for free time when it comes to video games.


RPGs: I have a crippling addiction to games where I can spend 45 minutes customizing my character's eyebrows, only to wear a helmet that covers my face for the entire game. I will do every single side quest before facing the final boss. "The main story can wait, Karen. This farmer lost his prized chicken and I WILL find it."

First-Person Shooters: I thrive on chaos, adrenaline, and the profound shame of my kill/death ratio. I promise I'm not intentionally trying to team flash you—my depth perception is just... artistically unique. Some say "spray and pray," I call it "suppressive fire with hopeful intentions."

VRChat: Where I go to touch grass... virtually. You can find me vibing as a gremlin, a potato, or some terrifying abomination that defies the laws of physics. I'm there to meet amazing people, explore wild worlds, and occasionally scream when someone sneaks up behind me in a horror world. It's a healthy coping mechanism.


My Steam library is 75% games I've never played and 25% games I've played too much. The ratio is sustainable.

I have the reflexes of a caffeinated squirrel and the strategic planning of a sleepy sloth.

I firmly believe that if you're not laughing at your own mistakes, you're taking gaming too seriously.

Look, we're all here to escape reality for a bit, not to recreate the worst parts of it. I have zero tolerance for hate, bigotry, transphobia, racism, sexism, or any other flavor of garbage behavior. If you bring that energy into my space, you won't get a warning—you'll get an express ticket to Block City (population: you). Life's too short and gaming is too fun to deal with miserable people.

If you're chill, respectful, and love to laugh (even at your own expense), please send me a friend request! Mention you're from here so I know you're not a crypto scammer trying to sell me anime waifu NFTs.

Happy gaming, you beautiful nerds! 🎉✨