Impressed by your 463 hrs in CKII, I did some quick math. From the time of your first achievement in CKII to today, 70 days have passed. That is an average playtime of 6 AND A HALF HOURS PER DAY, everyday for the past two months. It is intervention time, Antimarkovnikov. Your family and friends miss you. You have probably forgotten personal hygiene and what the sun looks like. Come back to us. ( P.S. Spoiler, it's big and yellow and hurts your eyes if you look at it too long.)

You, sir! I remove my glove and slap you across the face with it. We shall duel if you are Brave (New World) enough to accept my challenge!