I like horses.

Arko: Looks like you just got...
Arko: -Sunglasses-
Arko: Left 4 Dead.
Starky the Pikachu: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
Arko: Thank you, you have given my joke a meaning.

Fluttershy is best pony.

Okay, I know what you're thinking, but think about this...

Firstly, watching the first episode for the first time, whose heart did not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ melt when she tried introducing herself to Twilight Sparkle?

♥♥♥♥, I'll answer that for you, it's humanly impossible. It's a miracle we're all alive here.

Second, in the second episode when they all have their element-specific taks, who got the most brutal one? Fluttershy.

She had to take on a LION BAT SCORPION HYBRID. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Manticores are no joke. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. AND Fluttershy did it ON HER OWN. Her five friends couldn't do ♥♥♥♥ to that beast!

Their tasks were easy as filipino hookers anyway!
-Rainbow Dash had the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Shadowbolts (Which only challenged her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ego)
-Rarity had to calm a ♥♥♥♥ snake
-Pinkie had the scary trees
-Applejack just had to tell Twilight to fall into Dash and Fluttershy's hooves (FLUTTERSHY SAVING THE DAY AGAIN ANYWAY)
-And Twilight Sparkle just had to figure out that she had to get her awesome friends together (WHICH IS PART FLUTTERSHY)

(That's not even mentioning the way she took on that dragon, the cockatrice, or the way she walked into the lair of a hydra just to dump some frogs from her overcrowded pond!)

Thirdly, which one of the ponies got to be a model?
Fluttershy.
That's right.

She is a pony supermodel. Damn. That means she's hot as hell in Equestria. And she wasn't even TRYING. In fact, she didn't WANT to be amazingly beautiful, she just is.

DAMN.

Special Thanks to Eccentric Eevee for giving me Left 4 Dead 1. If you willl excuse me, I'm going to start hating more things than I ever did before. Like stairs, planes, vans, woods, water, walking, small towns, doctors, lawers, cops. Ect.