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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 100.0 hrs on record (81.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: May 30, 2017 @ 11:59am
Updated: May 30, 2017 @ 12:00pm

> Lose an old fasion pistol duel for honor
> I rise the ranks in the political court
> Use the newfound political power to command the inquisitors to kill the person who beat me in the duel
> Buy out all of his w h o re houses taverns
> His wife brings charges against me for murder
> During court day I get cleared of all charges because my wife is the magistrate
> My enemy's wife has an "accident", forcing their kids to be orphans
> Adopt their kids only to find out one of them has the black plague
> Whole family dies due to all the hosipitals being out of buisness because the owners died from having the wrong religion and from having too many "accidents"

> look over at the other city and find it all on fire because I accidently misclicked and told one of my goons to firebomb a random building where no one walks by.
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