Stop spreading lies you fool, humanity can only take so many

I've called CPS on you multiple times, yet you still have legal loopholes, the Chilled Pizza Service will get you one day

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Masturbating to Trap porn is the least gay thing there is! See, if you fap to gay porn, that's gay. But if you fap to "straight" porn, there is one girl, sure, but there's also a guy, which makes it 50% gay. If you fap to a trap ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one full girl, and then a half girl, half boy, making it only 25% gay. Plus, if the penis is feminine enough, the percentage shrinks even further. The ideal would be, theoretically, fapping to 2 girls, but that would be homosexual lesbian sex, which brings it back around to gay again. Thus, if you aren't fapping to traps, you are at least 50% ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

You wake up one morning and find that your nipples are gone. No marks or anything, just regular skin where they should be. Questioning how the hell this is possible, you leave your bedroom and walk into the kitchen, only to see your mother crying. She tells you your father died last night. It turns out that you were born without nipples, and every night when you fell asleep, your dad came into your room, and left massive hickies where your nipples should be, just so you could fit in.

Everyone take a minute to tell your dad you love him.

I'm writing a stupid comment asking for free games and Items

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Bigger weeb than me

If jet fuel can't melt steel memes, can steel memes melt dank memes?

They're dank, they're swank, and they're the reason to live. Welcome to WatchMojo™ and this is our countdown of the top ten dankest memers.

This guy is a brony, steer clear of his OC art

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noun
a spicy sauce made chiefly from tomatoes and vinegar, used as a condiment.

Nova 1 is an inside job

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