AlmightyAssassin
hey all you people   Michigan, United States
 
 
I haven't updated my profile in years, why are you looking at this page GTAB you spook!
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Hours played
Achievement Showcase
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Achievements
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Perfect Games
37%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
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♥Tokisaki Kurumi♥
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Achievement Showcase
5,855
Achievements
33
Perfect Games
37%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Items Up For Trade
1,636
Items Owned
247
Trades Made
5,761
Market Transactions
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Sheherezade had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre'd
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?

Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can you friends go, poof!
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let're rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your charge d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so-and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me
Review Showcase
56 Hours played
Hey, you, looking at the screen! Let me ask you a question.
Do you like awesome things that are AWESOME?
Then you gotta play this game dude.
It's friggin cool and crazy addictive, like popping bubble wrap addictive! Check this out.
See that's your dash move. There's a short dash, long dash, jump dash, spiral, slide, there's probably a dash that makes you breakfast I DUNNO!

"Great ide....wait what?!"

Point is, you’re dashing around like a frigging moon man and I love it!
Oh, and look at this, there's all these combo moves you can do then you can do combos ON combos to rack up your score, and I know you like that combo on combo action.
But I saved the best for last....absorption boost!
You kill an enemy and you can absorb their powerups, stuff that'll make you faster, and stronger!
And make the bad guys cry like an anime fan on prom night!
So what do you think, you ready to play?

"I'm ready!"

NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU VERNON!!
Shit that Dumbasses THINK is FUCKING Edgy, But Isn't
Atheism
Being a furry warrior.
Being a supreme gentleman
Bill Hicks - and that goes double for all the faggots that quote and misquote him constantly
Cringe threads
Communism
Contrarianism
Cutting
Dead baby jokes
Deadpool
Dennis Leary - who's like Bill Hicks, but for cunts.
Deviantart
Encyclopedia Dramatica
Fedoras
Fight Club
Fight videos
Flag burning
Gamers, especially "Hardcore" ones
GamerGate
Garth Ennis
Goth
Happy Tree Friends
Irony
Katanas
Kill la Kill
Kirby. Apparently.
Libertarianism
Linkin Park
Metal - pretty much 'edgy - the musical genre'.
Modern day Feminists
Nazism
North Korea
Pro-lifers
/pol/
Pokémon
Rape
Reddit
Rick and Morty
Sargon of Akkad
Satanism
School shootings
Social Justice
Shadow the Hedgehog
Swearing
The Joker
The Punisher
Vampires
Wanting My Little Pony to be M rated.
Warhammer 40,000
World of Warcraft
You Disregard that, while you may try to be edgy, you fail horribly at it.
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D Jay Hush Sep 12, 2018 @ 9:21pm 
gg man thanks for the beatdowns :squirtheh:
Gameguy32™ Aug 20, 2018 @ 9:23pm 
Couldnt even hit a 400 hit combo on bbtag what a noob!
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