Alex the doggo
Alex   Jacksonville, Florida, United States

Dank wet memes

Name: Alex

Sex: Male
Sexuality: Yes
Relationship status: taken since December 14, 2015
Things to know about me:

fuck you
Currently Offline
Last Online 10 hrs, 16 mins ago
2:07 PM - Caboose da 'boose: Never gonna
6:07 PM - bippity bopitplayer: GIVE YOU UP
2:07 PM - Caboose da 'boose: SO DONE WITH YOU

6:59 PM - 2change: 69 gb of horse porn

5:51 PM - Skyla: So i got called a Fucking Brony hacker fuckboy
5:51 PM - Skyla: And im like "You got two right"

Monkeynaut: asians are so bad at driving i'm starting to think pearl harbor was an accident

4:19 PM - Alexplayer:
4:19 PM - Bread Alert! is now Offline.

3:45 PM - ↑Prince Spycrab Tabouretski: I had a dream that I sucked my own dick and built a cardboard tank.

Vector - Today at 9:09 PM
sorry to interrupt, but it feels so nostalgic taking a shit while playing gameboy games

12:17 AM - Alexplayer:
12:17 AM - Vector: whut the phuck
12:18 AM - Vector: let's see him bass boost the gta san andreas theme
12:18 AM - Vector: :Y
12:18 AM - Alexplayer:
12:18 AM - Vector: well i'll be fucked and put in a sock

7:30 PM - 3xlneet #ScrapTF: you neon green radioactive fluffy furry cis scum

3:44 PM - Mellow: what's with you and dragon dildos?

5:15 PM - Cazaticus Cazanda: I bet my hole gapes more :v

6:47 PM - That Black Bat Licorice: Lets play a game drink everytime alex send you porn at a inappropriate time
6:47 PM - Alex the Doggo: you'd die

10:14 PM - Alex the doggo: *notices your buldge* owo what's this
10:14 PM - Prince Spycrab Tabouretski: STOP
10:14 PM - Prince Spycrab Tabouretski: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

6:00 PM - Vector: i better not find more quotes on yer profile that i don't like

5:35 PM - Vector: i just wish though
5:35 PM - Vector: that there were vr GLOVES
5:35 PM - Vector: that you could actually feel things with
5:35 PM - Vector: pick up stuff
5:36 PM - Vector: like titties
5:36 PM - Vector: or water balloons
5:36 PM - Vector: or other round, jiggly objects
5:36 PM - Vector: or a hotdog
5:37 PM - Vector: i felt you put that on your profile as a quote

8:29 PM - Caboose: I met my lover after accidently jizzing on her...I know so romantic

Devourer - Yesterday at 10:09 AM
dude I want a dick in my mouth and in my ass that's not gay that's just wanting a nice delicious meal

KrisDaKitty - Today at 8:46 PM
it's like fuckin toasted on the floor

5:32 PM - Vector: god dammit this one acne medication i have feels like cum on my face

9:51 PM - Vector - 24 'til B: dude holy shit
9:51 PM - Vector - 24 'til B: i just realized something
9:51 PM - Vector - 24 'til B: brazzers can be typed wholly with the left hand

9:12 PM - Vector - 18 'til B: awwwww she even has the necklace of ears >w<

6:31 PM - Vector: master~

7:11 PM - Vector: fuck, my jaw hurts
7:12 PM - Alex the Doggo: Sucking a lot of dick does that, yeah
7:12 PM - Vector: shh

1:50 AM - Prince Spycrab Tabouretski: God is dead and I wholly blame you for it and enabling pizza rape.

11:23 PM - Vector: discord needs more RP/ERP bots

10:42 PM - Alex the gay doggo: it's Gecku .

9:07 PM - 🎃Ashley🎃: i wish i could jizz gravy

6:58 PM - Vector: sly porn of carmelita makes me harder than diamond

4:10 PM - Liting: How has he been a horny 13 year old for 6 years

7:17 PM - Vector: soul calibur > mk

8:53 PM - Vector: look at the simpsons, it's still going strong and there's not a bad episode

5:17 PM - +SPONGE+ [NUTTER]: hi
5:18 PM - Alex the doggo: y o
5:18 PM - +SPONGE+ [NUTTER]: hello i just wondering if your tf2 item up for trade
5:19 PM - Alex the doggo: Yeah I'm giving it away for free
5:19 PM - Alex the doggo: if you can tell me what this is
5:20 PM - +SPONGE+ [NUTTER] is now Offline.

4:21 PM - Israeli Business Man: Metallica by pubescent kids with voice cracks on every note and a very bad backup vocalist
4:21 PM - Israeli Business Man: Yes
4:21 PM - Alex the doggo: You mean normal Metallica

3:10 PM - Vector: anything on pc is mostly-finished
3:10 PM - Vector: anything on consoles is 100% finished
3:11 PM - Vector: no man's sky is a good game and people bitched about it for no good reason
Achievement Showcase
Perfect Games
Avg. Game Completion Rate

Recent Activity

75 hrs on record
last played on Sep 19
1,164 hrs on record
last played on Sep 17
7.1 hrs on record
last played on Sep 16
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Im Pickle Rick!!!! XDDDD
Bio要点 Aug 15 @ 2:04pm 
level94836 Aug 12 @ 12:30pm 
Alexa this is so sad play despacito
Lambda Core Aug 12 @ 12:18pm 
Holy Dr. Moley, reading your profile is like a trip back to 2015.
he'll suck your♥♥♥♥♥♥and/or your toes but he doesn't do a good job at either
Sub Boi Jul 21 @ 2:55pm 
delet yourself