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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:52pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:27am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:11pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:30am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:17am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 6:36pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:31am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:31am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:33am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 12:19pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:33am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 9:41am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:28am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 4:13pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:22pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 5:21pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 10:28pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:53pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:06am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:20am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:30am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:52pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 8:07am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 5:12pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:50pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:14pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:07pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:28am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:51pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Jan 25 @ 8:33pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:14pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2023 @ 10:32am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:14am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:44am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:20am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:38am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:20am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:27pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 11:04pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:55pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 4:44pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:12pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 8:31pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:35am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:06am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:15am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:23am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:23am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:23am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:23am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:20am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:18pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:09am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:20am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:20am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:43pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:44pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:46pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:35am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:11pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:30pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 8:29pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2023 @ 8:48pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:47pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:32pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 24, 2023 @ 5:14pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 5:16pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 25, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:13am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:13am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:51am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:25am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:03am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:23am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:29pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:30pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:24pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:39pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:36pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:47pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:11pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:18pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:41pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:43pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:45pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 3:45pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 9:09pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:48am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:13am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:13am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:20am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:44am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:20am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:20am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:20am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:43pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:43pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:44pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:46pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:24pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:25am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:06am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:23am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:28pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:36pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:41pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:19pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:49pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 8:30pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 5:47pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 8:27pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:26am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:04am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:48am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:17am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:39pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 4:45pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:42pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:30am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:22am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:30pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:15am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:08am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:07am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:20am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:05pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:05pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:10pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:10pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:10pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:10pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:24pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Apr 16 @ 1:59pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:46pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 17 @ 8:46pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:16pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:33pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:00pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:27pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:32pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:37pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:36pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:09pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:22am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:07am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:05pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:40pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:58pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:41pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:42pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:57pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:09pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:24pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:19pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:03pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:41pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:41pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:50pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:10pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:26pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:32pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:32pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:30pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:32pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:39pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:51pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Mar 20 @ 8:12pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 12:05pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 1:13am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2023 @ 8:29pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:43am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:22pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:10pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:58pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:58pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:24pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:26pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:53pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:57pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:36am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:09pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:39pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:33pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:33pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:38pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:40pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:10pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:40pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:48pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:57pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:09pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:55pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:09pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:10pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:09pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:25pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:25pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:25pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:31pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:32pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:51pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:31pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:38pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:42pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:56pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:00pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:23pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:30pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:47pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:47pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 8:31pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:14am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 3:46pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:16pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:13pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:13pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:28pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:22pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:22pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:44pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:44pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:01pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 6:28pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 7:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:09pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:56pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:57pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:32pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:50pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:17pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:24pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:26pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:47pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:49pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 10:10pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:50pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 8:49am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:10pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:58pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:24pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:44pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:42pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:56pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:32pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:53pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:56pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:23pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:55pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:25pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 8:37pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:50am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:31pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:10pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:25pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:40pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:31pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:53pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:29am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:32pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:23pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:30pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:47pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:20pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:55pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:01pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 7:19pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 3:45pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 31 @ 8:36pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:41pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:40pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:36pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:45pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 11:43am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:20am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:12am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:48pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:25pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:25pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:25pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:26pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:31pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:32pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:50pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:39pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:47pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 10:06pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:54pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 12:05am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 10:00am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:57pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 13 @ 1:00pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 4:46pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:56pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:40pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:49pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:18pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:23pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:24pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:29pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:54pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:50pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:56pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 12:16am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:16pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 8:03pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 3:50pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 18 @ 8:27pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:00am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:31pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:00pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:45pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:23pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:41pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:55pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:52pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 12:04am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 7:27pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked May 14 @ 9:35pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:42pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:43pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:30am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:42pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 12:04am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 6 @ 9:56pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 19 @ 8:09am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:01pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2023 @ 1:15pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 29 @ 7:57am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 12:36am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:34am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:37pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:15pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:03pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:23pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:48pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:42pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:56pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:57pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 25 @ 1:04am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:34pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:43pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:19pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:20pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:31pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:40pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:53pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 10:04pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:58pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 12:28am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 6:58pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 7:39pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 8:34pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 8:34pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 8:44pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:27am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 7 @ 8:08am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Apr 28 @ 8:23pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:24pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:51pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 10 @ 11:04pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 3:45pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2023 @ 4:44pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked May 19 @ 6:05pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:46pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:06am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:34pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:07pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 2:55pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:24pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:39pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:33pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:44pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 9:01pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked Jan 30 @ 6:28pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:36pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 3:11pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:48pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:30pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 9:47pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 10:02pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 11:47pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked Jan 2 @ 12:06am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 12:31am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 3 @ 11:24pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 4 @ 7:31pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Apr 9 @ 8:05pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked Apr 10 @ 1:12pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 9:04am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 1:34pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked May 8 @ 8:21am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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