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For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story.
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. Welcome to Bangladeshㅤㅤ(green japan) ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 。 .
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Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
Grilled cheese obama sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If i eat this cheese sandwich
Mmmm, oh no, i don't understand this
Grilled cheese obama sandwich
My arteries won't stand it
I'll feel like ♥♥♥♥, won't ham it
Mmmm, oh no, i don't understand it
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
Mmmmmmm...
"no, really, i can't eat this grilled cheese obama sandwich or i'm gonna have a heart attack! i'm tryna control my cravings and calorie intake; you know what this ♥♥♥♥ does to me!"
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>Tryhard
-50 kills
-3 deaths
-Unhappy
*Plays with friends*
<No Tryhard
-7 kills
-20 deaths
-leaves vc in slience
16 Marčiupio g.
Anykščiai, Utenos apskr.
40.260518153553974, 59.5640277308823
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