All of you lazy, masturbating, slouching, non exercising children who think they can compete with me are straight up deluded.

I see all of the pro players work ethic and how they handle their mentality through tournaments online. They look like a bunch of peasants who know nothing about competing. I saw the TBS series.... They are all a bunch of slackers who smoke, masturbate, and most don't even know how being fit helps. One guy looked like he forgot to go potty.

I will be playing CS:GO very soon and know I will be on a totally different level than anyone who has ever played the game. These pro players reactions times are of a constipated dog. Where it takes people years to go pro, I will be on top in under one year, because that's all it takes with how weak the competition is. You will see me, bet on me with 100/1 odds and I will make it rain by beating all of you spineless plebs in prize money only I will make.

How you bums argue and are delusional with each other when trying to get better only makes me laugh. You don't know the true value of a mental mind and how to be a teammate.

How you try and better at the game on one screen and by slacking off on the other screen, not 100% focused, nervous, too arrogant, it will make you pay.

How you study players, how you worry about others more than yourself. You're all a bunch of bums who have fallen in only deterioration.

How you train and prepare for matches are like a dog training for the pet show.

When I join, it will turn into a stage of get better or get beat, evolve or die, because sitting at the same stage won't help you anymore.

You heard me, one year, remember me, because it will be the end of all your favorite teams as I will create my own. I will beat everyone in every aspect of the game. I will be the face of CS:GO and Valve. I will make Esports great again and rise it so quick your head will spin. Don't go crying in your beds just yet, you still have a year to prepare for a true masterpiece. I am not here to take part, I am here to take over. Good luck, thanks for the cheese.