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*Pulls out wallet*
Thy had given the hope to thy gaming universe. He had cure bland gaming, the despised curse. He stands as thy Lord Gaben yet not doing anything free. He hears our requests, not including half-life 3. This is his worst enemy, the angry steam community. He say thy shall pass the river of permission, after giving 5 dollar for his mission. He stands as gaming's savior making cheap games for our enjoyment. But, the only thing thy Lord Gaben does to us is toy with.
Amen.