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( • ᴖ • ｡) why you saying i smell like week old Chinese when you smell like toes?

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the GR is silent tho

I bring smol....

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ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (◠‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ.

bih.

Is actually gay

I gently spit in your shoes. <3

Yo. Saw you online for once and said hey but then you logged off. Hope you're doing alright. Let's play Tekken again sometime!

𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼

c: booty cheeks <3

What would happen if you Flex-Sealed your butt-hole?

Your body would gradually fill up with excrement so much so that it would make it's way back into your intestine. This would result in a lack of nutrients being able to access your bloodstream, because of this, you're ♥♥♥♥ would become revitalised with nutrients, and would become a sentient being.

It would then spread into your blood stream, being absorbed like a nutrient by the intestine, this would circulate the sentient parasitic ♥♥♥♥ throughout your body. Once it reaches your lungs, it will slowing excrete into them, blocking their ability to absorb oxygen, this will cause you to suffocate, putting you into a coma. It's not like you need oxygen now anyway.
The lack of oxygen and nutrients will kill off your immune system. Leaving your brain defenceless, because of this you're brain will initiate an emergency protocol, downloading your conscience into a super powered salt covered sperm cell. That will travel down to your kidney to be placed into your bladder, on a Die Hard, "One Cell vs ♥♥♥♥" type scenario, this is called the hero cell. If the hero fails all hope is lost.

If the hero cell reaches the kidney, another emergency procedure will begin, which will cause your kidneys to revert all of the urine from the bladder straight back into the bloodstream. If you have testicles, they will be used to manufacture more urine.
This urine will spread throughout the carcass of your largely ♥♥♥♥ body, that will help to hinder the ability of the parasitic ♥♥♥♥ cells to complete their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ functions.
Once this urine reaches the liver a revolution will begin, and the liver will implode, disassembling itself and becoming a rudimentary extermination force in place of the immune system, that will travel through your body and eradicate every single piece of ♥♥♥♥ in it.

Whilst this has been happening the ♥♥♥♥ has been converting all your cells into ♥♥♥♥ cells, turning you into a ♥♥♥♥ zombie. The liver cells will literally not stop growing until they have replaced your entire body, essentially making you a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liver with some kidneys, a single, very special sperm cell, that is your conscience.
As you may know, the liver can be cut in half in a certain way to produce two livers, this is a side effect of the fact that the liver is actually formed out of modified stem cells, and the liver, upon eradicating all the ♥♥♥♥ cells, will convert into exactly as you were before, except it will manufacture a massive urine explosion to remove the flex seal from your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
The sperm cell will then travel back up to your brain, and reinvigorate it with your intelligence, this will result in you awakening with a massive orgasmic feeling of cleanliness and sexual pleasure.

If you are wondering about the sperm cell, it is actually the original sperm cell that fertilised the egg that created you. You see when fertilisation occurs, the sperm cell does not merge with the egg to form a zygote, it merely connects to it, and they exchange genes to form a zygote, the egg will the grow around the sperm cell, which will end up in the centre of your brain, forming the centre of conscience intelligence as we know it, this is why the brain can evacuate your conscience by ejecting the sperm cell straight towards the kidneys.
This is also why every sperm cell that has ever existed has been a completely intelligent conscience human being and every single time you ejaculate you kill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ millions of them. This is why masturbation is murder.
If you are wondering why you can't remember being a sperm cell, it's because upon fertilising the egg, the memory strand in the sperm cell, is used to transfer genetic information between the sperm cell and the egg.

Meaning it is wiped, so every sperm cell conscience that has fertilised an egg has made not only the sacrifice of its many millions of brethren that didn't make it, it has made the sacrifice of it's own conscience memory.
So think about that next time you ejaculate. You just sent an army of millions of conscience entities that are completely ready to lay down their lives for the continuation of the human species, and who will sacrifice themselves against enemy bacteria so that maybe, just maybe, one of their many brethren can make it to the egg to create life. Millions of them, all united for the one cause, and you just wank them out into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sock. Millions laid down there lives so you could be here today, and you just wank them all out into a sock to die in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wasteland.

Ever wonder why jizz goes hard and stiff? It's because in they're final moments when they realise there is no egg to fertilise, and they have been betrayed by their god, The sperm unites together in a single strong unbreakable bond, in a last fight for survival. We shouldn't just wank out this poor, unappreciated soldiers of life. We should take inspiration from them.
We should unite, not under a flag, not under a purpose, but under the simple fact, that we are all alive, and we are alive because millions have laid down their lives for us to be here, we should be thankful, and we should not waste that gift anymore than we have, we should do our best to improve our world. So that maybe someday, someday, our sperm soldiers won't have to die, maybe someday they can live in harmony with nature.
Do not live under the flag of the world, live under the flag of sperm, the ultimate inspiration.

Degen

    
   𝘞𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘥

yo tell ur buddy Darren GGs but he's gotta not be so toxic

Nice artworks!

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it was either i plug or punch through my monitor still ggs

Awesome artrworks! :) I see Snaws fan :D

Love the Artwork !

caca

ggs

Great art work

i just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my boss's daughter, cant get fired cuz im self employed, life is good

Gru is the most powerful being on the universe and here’s why: according to the height of a minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second, if you anybody remembers the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene where Vector kidnaps the girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the average speed of a ballistic missile, (1,900 miles per hour) and the size of the middle according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missile only moves 9.5 mph, 0.5 of the original speed. Plus after this, Gru punches a shark and paralyzes it which means it’s spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would take a force greater than 3,000 Newton’s just to FRACTURE its spine, that’s equal to a 500lb car crashing into a wall at 30 mph. I rest my case.

socks and sandals means too much ♥♥♥♥ for you to handle

daddies 🧔🏽 cummies 🍆💦 are so yummy 🤤

thick 🍑 and sweet 😘 and taste 😝 like honey 🍯

when my daddy 🧔🏽 says he’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🍆

and then the semen 💦💦 begins running 🏃‍♂️💦💦

i take his ♥♥♥♥ 🐓 in my mouth 👅

swirl ➰ it around like a roundabout 🚙 🚗

swallow 👄 every last drop of ♥♥♥ 💦💦

sex 😩👉👌😫with daddy 🧔🏽 has been so fun!

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

We are Savages. We are always Lit. We Are Powerful. We prank people. We Love Team 10. We love Bizzarkvark. We are JakePaulers. @jakepaul

My name is Benjamin Bordeau IV and I am 13 years old. Recently, my girlfriend told me that she would be interested in me eating her ass out. I was just curious of the health benefits of this would be and to any of those who have partaken in this experience, how was it?

I learned last night that owls 🦉 can't fly in rain ☔️ and sometimes the babies 👶 starve!! 😫

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A COOKIE!

♥♥♥♥ you

Happy New Year!

“You is kind. You is smart. You is important.”

+rep has a big ♥♥♥♥ that I love inside of me