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There's a bug in the soup

Finish chapter 1.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 4:33am

Roshambo Addict

Become the world's worst
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 4:17am

Administrator

Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 4:26am

Have you no shame?

Find the naughty pictures.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 4:24am

Private Detective

Go through the trash.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 4:23am

Conspiracy theorist

Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 4:23am

A soundly led quest

Finish chapter 2.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 5:06am

This is not a Beat'em up

Beat up an innocent bystander.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 4:43am

Spam

Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 4:53am

Wrong Dimension

Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 4:50am

Blue moon

Get a blue moon... or almost.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 5:47am

Princess saver

Finish chapter 3.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 6:12am

Life sentence

Voluntarily drown the Hero.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 5:51am

Honey, I blew up the Hero

In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 5:47am

Raiders of the lost game

"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 6:02am

Random luck!

In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 6:05am

The end of the ordeal

Finish chapter 4.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 8:44pm

Serial Clicker

Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 8:28pm

Follow the guide!

Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 8:24pm

To infinity and beyond!

Make some 600 lb armor fly.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 8:29pm

One Punch Man

Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 8:41pm

It's not over yet

Finish chapter 5.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 9:10pm

A friend of the animals... or not.

Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 8:53pm

Serge Karamasov

Jump over a chair.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 9:03pm

Carmack junior

Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 9:09pm

Headshot

Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 8:56pm

Home at last

Finish chapter 6.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 10:00pm

Who you gonna call?

Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 9:35pm

Better than Mr. Radar

You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 9:23pm

Skeet shoot

Destroy all the validation signs.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 9:20pm

Outside the box

Find the key to the underwater door.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 9:31pm

I want to PLAY!!

Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 10:07pm

Future of the planet, and all that...

Make the right decision and go back to bed.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 10:16pm

It's a trap!

Blindly follow the arrows.
Unlocked Feb 6 @ 4:09am