Bears, Beets, and Battlestar Galactica -Dwight Schrute

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma -Patrick Star

When life gives you lemons...call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price -Stanley Pines

The party never stops! Time is dead, and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside down and I reign supreme. -Bill Cipher

Bararararararararara -Perry the Platypus