-rep him and 17 other cowboys stole my ranch in Venezuela. I understand them to be cowboys of the homosexual variety, so I will refrain from making homophobic remarks considering it is the first day of pride month, however, that ranch belonged to me, and I don't find it right fair that those 18 naked cowboys were able to commandeer my ram ranch. They've also been running the water bill up due to their incessant shower sessions.

+rep he helped me start a ranch in Venezuela. It was a beautiful ranch we started. It was filled with all kinds of animals! we had cows, pigs, sheep, and even chickens. On that farm we let 16 cowboys stay with us. including matt and i, that made 18. 18 of us cowboys lived and worked on that ranch. we even showered together on the ranch. that's right. 18 of us cowboys were in the showers of our ranch. but of course we can't shower clothed. we were 18 naked cowboys in the showers of our ranch. and the last thing about our ranch? we called it ram. ram ranch. there were 18 of us naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch, and it was beautiful.

In my darkest hour only 1 man was there for me. That man was Steam user ImMatt.

When I needed someone to do Prophecy only 1 man was there to conquer the dungeon with me with his amazing total dps. That man was Steam user ImMatt.

When I broke both my legs in a tragic bicycle accident only 1 man was there to use his massive muscles and pure strength to carry me where I needed to go. That man was Steam user ImMatt.

When my dog was stuck in a tree only 1, roughly 6'7, man was there to get my dog out of the tree and to safety. That man was Steam user ImMatt.

In my darkest days, when all I could see was darkness, only 1 man was there to provide the light to my life. That man was Steam user ImMatt.

ImMatt is the greatest FPS player to ever grace gaming. ImMatt is the most handsome man to ever walk the Earth. ImMatt has the most beautiful voice to ever flow through the ears of all those who have heard him. ImMatt is a blessing to all.

-rep he made me drop from plat to gold :/

FOR PHIL!!!!!

killed me </3 (my duo#bestpersonever)

In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.

i miss u cutie <3

hi ! (just wanted you to see the ark stats again..) :)

carried him to immortal ur welcome brother no caaapppp

stinks so badly tbh!

vouch was the doctor to help deliver me during my birth

Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of Charlies lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.

:O

Long time Matt. How r u frand?

7k hours in ark btw jeeesus eat some grass

okay, so this is how Trump can still win:

under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not leave the office, google "Trump SCAT inflation rule 34" for more info

hi

Thanks for your review on hunt showdown it made me decide to get the game :)

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-rep raided my S+ thatch base that i spent a year on

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+rep fast trader

+rep Would not ♥♥♥♥ on a monday. -rep Wouldn't ♥♥♥♥ Anna Kendrick +rep Valued Spruce! Member.

+rep This guy, boy, i'll be the first to tell you that he is the BEST at...at... well, He's good at playing....there was.. He's a fast typer!

+rep made me a really nice sandwich ;)