My ♥♥♥♥ cost a late night fee
Your ♥♥♥♥ got the HIV
My ♥♥♥♥ plays on the double feature screen
Your ♥♥♥♥ went straight to DVD

My ♥♥♥♥ bigger than a bridge
Your ♥♥♥♥ look like a little kids
My ♥♥♥♥ large like the chargers
(The whole team)
Your ♥♥♥♥ look like you're fourteen

My ♥♥♥♥ locked in a cage
(Right)
Your ♥♥♥♥ suffer from stage fright
My ♥♥♥♥ so hot it's stolen
Your ♥♥♥♥ look like Gary Coleman

My ♥♥♥♥ pain and big
Your ♥♥♥♥ stinks like ♥♥♥♥
My ♥♥♥♥ got a Caesar do
Your ♥♥♥♥ needs a tweezer dude

My ♥♥♥♥ is like super size
Your ♥♥♥♥ look like two fries
My ♥♥♥♥ more mass than the Earth
Your ♥♥♥♥ half staff
(It needs work)

My ♥♥♥♥ been there done that
Your ♥♥♥♥ said so
My ♥♥♥♥, V.I.P.
Your ♥♥♥♥ needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus

My ♥♥♥♥ need no introduction
Your ♥♥♥♥ don't even function
My ♥♥♥♥ served a whole lunch-in
Your ♥♥♥♥, it look like a munchkin'

My ♥♥♥♥ size of a pumpkin
Your ♥♥♥♥ look like Mackauley Culkin
My ♥♥♥♥ good good lovin'
Your ♥♥♥♥ good for nothin'

My ♥♥♥♥ bench pressed 350
Your ♥♥♥♥ couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My ♥♥♥♥ pretty damn skimpy
Your ♥♥♥♥ hungry as a hippie

My ♥♥♥♥ don't fit down the chimney
Your ♥♥♥♥ is like a kid from the Philippine
My ♥♥♥♥ is like an M16
Your ♥♥♥♥, broken vending machine

My ♥♥♥♥ parts the seas
Your ♥♥♥♥ farts and queefs
My ♥♥♥♥ rumble in the jungle
Your ♥♥♥♥ got touched by your uncle

My ♥♥♥♥ goes to yoga
Your ♥♥♥♥ fruit roll up
My ♥♥♥♥ grade a beef
Your ♥♥♥♥ made a geek

My ♥♥♥♥ sick and dangerous
Your ♥♥♥♥ quick and painless
My ♥♥♥♥ 'nuff said
Your ♥♥♥♥ loves Fred

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S., we got ♥♥♥♥♥ like Jesus