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Favorite Balza Quotes:

3:18 AM - Balzaphon: i didint chose the shrug life
3:18 AM - Balzaphon: it chose me
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1:08 PM - BananaMoustache: oh balza is online
1:09 PM - Balzaphon: thats my secret captain
1:09 PM - Balzaphon: im always online
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12:10 AM - Balzaphon: you know you wanna
12:13 AM - BananaMoustache: I'm very tempted. I shouldn't talk to you before dm'ing games.
12:13 AM - Balzaphon: or you should
12:13 AM - Balzaphon: im the best dm who never dmed before
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10:22 PM - Balzaphon: i just wanted to restart my router not have domestic violence
10:22 PM - Balzaphon: you are breaking my pc family apart banana

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9:42 PM - Balzaphon: banana is cosplaying lelouch
9:42 PM - BananaMoustache: hahaha
9:42 PM - Balzaphon: allu hailu floptania

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3:48 PM - BananaMoustache: Well what do you expect me to do? :p
3:48 PM - BananaMoustache: Something productive?
3:48 PM - BananaMoustache: Pft.
3:49 PM - Balzaphon: lift
3:49 PM - Balzaphon: suprise me once
3:49 PM - BananaMoustache: Hahahhaa
3:49 PM - BananaMoustache: Maybe one day.
3:49 PM - BananaMoustache: When I die.
3:49 PM - Balzaphon: and rise from the ashes
3:49 PM - Balzaphon: like a pretty phoenix
3:49 PM - BananaMoustache: lol
3:49 PM - Balzaphon: the flop stops flopping that day
3:50 PM - Balzaphon: a more active banana is born
3:50 PM - Balzaphon: or so goes the legend

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1:46 PM - BananaMoustache: I just get tired of watching randomness
1:46 PM - Balzaphon: you are randomness incarnate
1:46 PM - BananaMoustache: lol
1:46 PM - Balzaphon: well
1:47 PM - Balzaphon: 20% pervert and flop
1:47 PM - Balzaphon: rest is randomness
1:47 PM - BananaMoustache: lol
1:47 PM - Balzaphon: actually percentages dont work for you
1:47 PM - Balzaphon: you can be infinitely perverted or infinitely flop
1:47 PM - Balzaphon: you break science

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1:24 PM - BananaMoustache: I actually hate warm toilets.
1:25 PM - Balzaphon: of course
1:25 PM - Balzaphon: cold toilet is yuck
1:25 PM - Balzaphon: but warm toilet
1:25 PM - Balzaphon: is conspiracy theories