Still Living With Mum or Dad

Spawned from the depths of div1 trash and div2 trolls in 2008, Basement Virgins punished and mopped the streets full of Division 2 idiots who had thought they were top dog (dogz_warmup_crate). Since fleeing from responsibility, bestowed upon them in the wake of their victory (div1lolstuhfdat), the Virgins gradually disappeared only to host the occasional cooking segment (http://ozfortress.com/showthread.php?t=47724) and provide people builds utilising poor SSDs with bad sequential read/writes. Basement Virgins faded into the abyss of trash teams that had all but disbanded, staying alive thanks to the 3 people who watched the Grand Final STV.

After numerous years had passed and a crate abandoned of middies, somewhere on the east coast hidden away in a dust ridden basement, a Ventolin puffer, integrated graphics and mediocre cannelloni were all present at the scene of an unexpected hero returning. Little did division 3 or 4 know, that adults still yet to fulfil their expectations of manhood, had returned home to their mother’s spare room; basements full of young 20-somethings, still amused at YouTube videos of people cosplaying poorly and hcaz spraying insults in an Asian accent.