Favorite Vinesauce Quotes?

[Un-Gamer]

Yeah, just tell us what are favorite quotes from Vinesauce streamers. Be sure to include the speaker of the quote and the video title for reference.

To kick off this thread, here are some of my favorite Vinesauce quotes, in no specific order;

- "Now we are really getting to that authentic 2002 experience!" ~ Joel - Windows XP Stream

- "This is what it's like to get a nail stuck in your eye." ~ Vinny - Super Mario 64 Corruptions

- "There's a Mr. Satan on the line for you, sir." ~ Vinny - Super Mario Bros. 2 Corruptions

- "I can't wait for the V mouth. ~ Vinny - ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Miis Video
-
- "No! No! No! Come on!" ~ Joel - Troll From Above 2

- "There's so many things wrong with this picture." ~ KY - Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword Corruptions

- "Is this a f***ing flash game?" ~ Rev - Real Horror Stories Game

- "Oh, that is such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! ~ Vinny - Shovelware Showcase 2 (Kart Racing Games)

- "Everything is $7.95." ~ Rev - Forklifter 2014

- "And that's just happening." ~ Rev - Goat Simulator

- "Blinkers mean I am trying to tell you, 'You suck balls.' ...And I am pointing to which person I think sucks balls. Do you think you suck balls? Well, you better speed up then." ~ Rev - Euro Truck Simulator 2

- "Wow... Those are some, eh, quality graphics!" ~ Joel - Farming Simulator 2013

- "Nice mouth, Von Kaiser." ~ Vinny - Punchout Corruptions

- "So this is happening." ~ Vinny - Yoshi's Island Corruptions

- "Yeah, boy! Look at that! Still playable though!" ~ Joel - Cartridge Tilting Corruptions

- "It looks like a bowl of oatmeal, but... koalaty!" ~ Joel - Windows 7 Live Stream

- "The only conspiracy is that this game was approved for release." ~ Vinny - Shovelware Showcase 1

- "YES! YES! IT IS DONE! PHYSICS HAVE BEEN DEFEATED!" ~ Vinny - Airport Simulator 2014


Update: Why does this topic have over 200 replies? I never thought it would get this big. Also, just FYI, I will no longer be updating my favorite quotations as listed in the main text body of the topic.

[Broken Altoids Canister]

"Oh you best unfuck yourself Shyguy" -Vinny from SuperMarioBros 2 Corruptions

[EpicPlatformer]

"Splode" -Vinny, Just Cause 3 1/25/16 stream

[Sparse Dunes]

"fuck you Norway!"~Joel

[EpicPlatformer]

Автор сообщения: Sparse Dunes

"fuck you Norway!"~Joel

Any idea what game?

[Vin]

Автор сообщения: Dr. Scratch

Автор сообщения: EpicPlatformer

Any idea what game?

look up "joel nukes norway" i think it's from that video

More specifically, it was his Shadow President playthrough.

[23 year old neet from arizona]

"I'm not sure if this is a slayer solo or my computer screaming in agony." -Joel, Slayer midi windows xp destruction

[Needle Tsunami]

" My son has been downloading nipples ! " With Kermit voice

[Duskaria]

"TRASH"
-Joel and Vinny

[Bydax]

Any time Vinny screams when playing Dankest Dungeon

[Blue]

"Gather 'round ladies. Ohhh... Gather 'round... gather 'round! GATHER 'ROUND FOR THE SAUSAGE!"
"I was getting very loudly, indeed."
"If you turn your volume off, you'll have a better time."
"I am the clench that Vinesauce deserves. I am the clench that goes poop in the night. I am... Buttspoop, the magnificent."
"I - I'm gonna wing it. -dies ingame- I'M GONNA WRECK IT!"
"Did someone mention Rusty Kuntz, my favorite baseball player?"
"Chunky Joe - CHUNKY JOE! My new favorite flavor of ice cream."
"The patron saint of Vinesauce is now officially Rusty Kuntz."
"If you want this shirt, it will feel good on your nipples. I promise."
"Lakitu is... is slack-itu-ing."
"I'm not a film student or anything so you know, if my opinions of movies and such you know, upset you, well uh. Go fuck yourself."
"Satan looks like a cheap hooker."
"Don't you dare say cummies."

These are all Vinny, all but the last five from his attempts at Champion's Road in Super Mario 3D World. I'm sure there's more I can't think of right now so... mayhaps I will return.

[Edward Wigglesworth]

"AVSHAVDEDVMWDV NAV DANEVDDVHAEDBADBJAM" - someone's best impression of a boo's voice. forgot who was doing it.

[EpicPlatformer]

Автор сообщения: Dr. Scratch

Автор сообщения: Sans | Trade.TF

"AVSHAVDEDVMWDV NAV DANEVDDVHAEDBADBJAM" - someone's best impression of a boo's voice. forgot who was doing it.

t'was vinny

t'was the night before vinny...

[Jimmy Jamboree]

Автор сообщения: EpicPlatformer

Автор сообщения: Dr. Scratch

t'was vinny

t'was the night before vinny...

NO FAGGOTS WERE STIRRING

not even a moues

[jack]

"Stop mopping the Whimsalot, he's already dead." - Joel, Hard Tale

[Keldos]

Wait a minute, 'The Mechanical Tenaucious Tightness'? I think you just described a fleshlight.
Joel - Dwarf Fortress