Stupid Console Peasant Quotes - Post them here!

[法尔科]

Since many of you are very keen on sending me Stupid Console Peasant Quotes via various means, this here is the thread to do it even whilst you're gaming! No downtime writing pesky YT-PMs anymore. Share the quotes for us to laugh - and for me to feature them. <3

[法尔科]

Muaha. XD

[TH3xR34P3R]

Автор сообщения: Frag_You

Автор сообщения: TH3xR34P3R

I have a gem for you all, parts of it I managed to screen grab for reddit post but here it is http://imgur.com/a/Hl03J

Brilliant.

Even better when you watch gamingethos's vid on this guy :P

[shoxboy]

Автор сообщения: Roman Bellic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQ9K5wUizQ and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyLfo9DmM5Y - You could make a special episode for a special kind of retard with these videos.

/facepalm.. "more sh*t console gamers say".. now, what could he possibly mean by that? *cough*

[shoxboy]

Автор сообщения: Roman Bellic

Автор сообщения: shoxboy

/facepalm.. "more sh*t console gamers say".. now, what could he possibly mean by that? *cough*

Just watch the video...

i did, more than once.. he's merely quoting the nonsense that console gamers constantly say about pc gaming, in a funny way..

[黑毛]

Автор сообщения: shoxboy

Автор сообщения: Roman Bellic

Just watch the video...

i did, more than once.. he's merely quoting the nonsense that console gamers constantly say about pc gaming, in a funny way..

I see. I'm sorry, I have a bit of troubles with sarcasm.

[S Y M E T R O N]

Meh.

Just watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3X1D8NfLsQ

[黑毛]

"are you seriously implying that people playing on PC would change shit, about companies being companies? You know that the reason why we don't see games being more advanced is because not everyone is a retard spending 2,000 dollars on a Rig, most PCs can't handle modern console games. Game creators aren't going to sell games to a few special, and special individuals, who will just steal, and pirate the game anyways."

[[GND] Charcharo]

Hmm guys, what if I have an entire comment section that is filled with stupid?
How do I send that :D ?

[RubyRTS]

10 reasons consoles are better than PC.

1. PC are so expensive, Gaben will take all you're
money in glorious steam sales.

2. Mods is hacking, and hacking is bad.

3. If PC is the master race, how come there isn't a "next gen" PC?

4. A 55" TV is way better than a 24" monitor. LOL,
That is why consoles are restricted to 30 fps 900p.
PC can only run 60fps 1080p on a small 24" monitor. LOL, ROFL, LMAO.
It takes way more power to run 30fps 900p on a 55" TV.

5. If PC is the master race, then how come water freezes at 0°C and boils at 100°C?

6. You can't even see framerates over 30 pixels.

7. Consoles have something way superior to a mouse, We have auto aim!!

8. LOL, PC is the master race, yet you cant play GTA V or The Last of US.

9. LOL, LMAO its soooo fun to see all u PC master race
run to the store to buy a new graphic card all the time, ROFL
Only to keep up with the consoles, lolz, so that u can talk trash on the internet. lmao.
Cant wait for the next firmware update on the PS4 to improve our performance and graphics.
Then all you PC nerds will spend 1000$ on new graphics. lolz.

10. LOL, PC master race my ass. LMAO
Enjoy playing solitaire and minesweeper on 60fps.

Checkmate!
Peasants 10
PC master race 0

Even Gaben cant save you now!

[法尔科]

Please don't post an entire comment section. Just pick a few gems. XD

[Taz mai]

Автор сообщения: IzayoiKagemaru

https://i.imgur.com/BtYlC8Q.png

^ Watchout guys we got a badass peasant over here!

I'M NOT EVEN JOKING THAT MADE ME LAUGH! I HAVEN'T LAUGHED SINCE LAST YEAR!

[MoffAbi]

My friend ( a peasant) once said: my Ps4 can easily outmatch you stupid crappy PC!!!! even though i have a 970 i5. Peasantry is so defensive.

[Power]

The page I sourced this from is here http://www.goodgearguide.com.au/slideshow/371675/10-reasons-hate-pc-gamers/ it's from the GoodGearGuide peeps.

In particular the ones that are the most stupid are number 9 and number 5, captioned "'E-Sports'" and "The have more money than sense" (yes with that spelling mistake) respectively.

[黑毛]

Got something for SFMGQ. I don't know if it really fits the category, but you should see this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxSmrb_O8Ng

[L1NC]

Warning: DO NOT watch this peasant's video while sober.
He claims to be a tech specialist (in other videos).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lafuWX53XlA