Are you ready ?

Roster

Scout: Arzt
Soldier: Arzt????
Pyro: ARzt?/
Demo: arzT?
Heavy: arztttttttttttttt
Medic: notarzt
Sniper: Arzt?
Engie: Computer
Spy: ????

THIS ISN'T EVEN THE OG TMC. ZACK KURS WOULD BE ASHAMED. GTFO M8S. ARZT HISPANIAN = ILLUMINATY. . I CRACKED THE CODE TO THE CONSPIRACY OF THE JUAN CODE. . GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE. HE WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL AND YOUR TF2 ITEMS. TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, IT HAPPENED TO ME. UH, GOTTA RUN, THE MEXICAN CARTEL HAS FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE CRACKED THE CODE. . REMEMBER THE NUMBERS 7 26 54 9 420 69 360 1337. . THIS WILL OPEN THE GATES TO THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WHERE YOU FIND NICOLAS CAGE A.K.A. DR. CHIPPER WHO WILL GRANT YOU THE HOLY GANJA TO TRANSPORT TO ZACK KURS. . IN RETURN YOU BECOME THE GREATEST TF2 PLAYER OF ALL TIME, ONLY THEN WILL YOU HAVE THE STRENGTH TO TAKE OUT THE DICTATOR ARZT HISPANIAN. IF YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS GABEN WITH FALL FROM THE HEAVENS AND GIFT YOU THE POWER WITHIN AND YOU WILL BECOME THE OWNER OF VALVE, THUS LETTING YOU FREE THE DERPY LOOKING THUNDER MOUNTAIN CATS FROM HISPANIAN'S GRASP!

they're so tiny