Twas a dark and misty night on the 6th of july. It was snowing due to extreme global cooling. I was sat on the toilet cus my stomach hurt like tits. It was then were i heard a knock on the toilet door i opened the door half naked and no one was there i was left dazzled. I closed the door and saw a bueno on the floor next to the door. I took it and then proceeded to eat it. Twas a tasty bueno. 5 minutos later i go to my room where i saw my brother playing roblox. I could not believe that so many roblox girls entered his roblox room. It seemed as if they wanted his fire ♥♥♥♥. But apparently when they leave the door open they can just come in.

Anyway i launched my bro out the window then went downstairs to see how he was. He was dead he died from Chronic Obstructive Pulminary Disease. I proceeded to bury him in my shed where i heard a knock on the door. I opened the door and thats where i saw trump in flip flops. We decided to go to specsavers and get glasses only to find out we didnt need them because we thicc.

Oh my gawd actually didnt laff

yesterday i went to the shop and found out that there were 3 people with suitcases so i decided to ask what was in them so they replied with clothes so i said let me see, when they opened it i saw calvin kleins so i decided to try them on which they happily accepted. Once i tried them on i ran out the shop with the pants but didnt realise i left my normal clothes in the shop which had 100 pounds and my phone in. So i went back in and they gave it back and let me keep the boxers. However when i got home i found out that my toothpaste was missing so i went to the garden to find out where it was and found out someone dug into the ground this is were i declared war on barack obama which led to an fbi investigation into my profile where they found out i had autism. The end.

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i had fun finding the 3 watermelons in the basement

Chill bro wtf

or dota

Whats the prize?!

we should all buy human fall flat

omg lmfao

Any time..any where...YOU NAME IT!

luke puts the tea bag in the sink to dry and then puts it in the glass

the weather is like 9 degrees in afghanistan

yah and cereal with water and toothpaste

dude its raining

we will we will rock you

luke probably eats dry cereal

no memes here

lmfao and lmbao

who is lmfao?

whos this green looking ass?

uboat is so dead lmfao

i beat john in biology kahoot

if you add 3+3 you get sausage

Frosty nipples best player without a doubt

eating a meal?

what is the charge?

Flukey is a wagon of cheese

we should try eating mac n cheese

also kids

Ye we should play csgo at one point because that is a fun game

Gmod best game

Road to global?

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Hello?