Our Supreme History

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According to the Wadiyan government, Wadiya was chosen by Abrahamadeen, the son of Adamadeen and Evadeen, to become the sacred land. According to mythology, the land was initially ruled over by a terrorist named Genghis Khan in 5636 B.A. Khan was easily defeby Abrahamadeen, by use of conventional and chemical weapons such as snake venom, rowan berries and urine mf


Following the war, three nomadic tribes settled in Wadiya in 5600 B.A., though they never came across each other for thousands of years.

Wadiya was claimed as an Italian colony in 100 B.A., though this was seen as a mistake by the Italians, who identified Wadiya as the source of the potato famine. As a result, Switzerland controlled Wadiya after the Italians withdrew in payment of a truckload of cheese. At around 20 B.A., the Swiss paid Germany to take Wadiya as their own imperial colony, though Germany granted Wadiya independence as early as in one hour.

Samak Sharif was elected the 1st president of Wadiya following independance in 20 B.A., though he fell victim to two assassins from rival opponents hours after declaring Wadiya a beacon of hope and peace.

Omar Aladeen's birth in 19 B.A. was marked by a double rainbow according to Wadiyan sources, though there is no ♥♥♥♥ how Aladeen achieved leadership of the state. Aladeen was referred to as a living god descending straight to the throne.