By now, the mind altering serum I paid to have added to the water supply should be kicking in, so you all should (hopefully) be a bit more receptive to this news than you would otherwise be. The presence of your eyeballs on this text is proof enough that the PCP and LSD mixture is working its way through your collective, rented brain cell.
Or you've just died, and I can collect the insurance policy in your name. Either way, we're winning big.

Anyhow, onto the news:
Last year, you may recall how Dispenz0r's Fun Server[dfs.tf] sadly closed its doors forevermore, yet we didn't do anything about the community logo on the bottom of our page. This is because I am a lazy fucking cunt.

However, I was approached last week by a fellow named Dispenz0r who handed me a suspicious zip file. All he said to me was "HE IS LEGEND OF SERVER" and disappeared into a white van that subsequently exploded. I can only surmise the bioluminescent federal agents were in hot pursuit, as the only thing in that zip file was the entirety of the DFS source code and assets, several digitized clones of various DFS community staff and a zip bomb.

There was also a note that said I now own Dispenz0r's Fun Server but who the fuck cares about that? It's not even near as interesting to the average Red Sun user.

And while I am thankful for the new selection of free e-janitorial labour (they do it for free after all), we do need more money to run this. A lot more money. Machines that can handle truly emergent consciousnesses aren't cheap, after all.

So, I present to you, as the new owner of Dispenz0r's Fun Server, in collaboration with the (digitized remains of) DFS legacy staff: The all-old Dystopian's Fun Server.

You can once again experience the dead remains of a once-beloved community server before I go in to monetize the absolute and everliving fuck out of this thing for every last dollar, euro and shekel these bits and bytes are worth! It's what everyone does now, what with the cost of living and all.

But be quick: this is only going to last for a day, because that's when we're going in and cannibalizing every last file for our own personal and exclusive use. That includes the Hat Kid model. Got to steal a few rolls of copper before pissing off the Romanians, y'know?

You can join in on the fun here: steam://connect/51.210.222.122:27015

now go away, I need money to help pay for PCP and ketamine