best piolet around town

[rog soggin]

i've maxed out my pioleting skills in FTL.

i can do a triple wennie flip, jump out, jump into another ship, go through an intergalatic wormhole, crash into an alien planet inhabited by spidermonkies, lose my arms, defeat them with my feel, only 1 pinkie toe left, then ride the ship through glatatic satan, jump out, have the ship run you over, and then land on a motorcycle and ride into the sunset, which blows up shortly after because of my awesome pioleting causing the whole solar system to be destroyed and me escaping it all in a nick of time leave nothing but gas and debris behind.