I got BF5/6 Hardline Beta. ♥♥♥♥ you.

I got to fly a drone in real life cause the president and I are besties. He said I'm awesome and I'm getting awarded the Medal of Honor for taking out a terrorist group and saving lives. All from my living room. ♥♥♥♥ you.

OMG, threesome with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis! Hopefully Natalie doesn't go psycho on me while playing Battletoads.

I was just at the hospital and they gave me toliet paper made of elephant tusks, but its ok though they're covering the expenses. My insurance company is the CEO of the hospital who runs the Micky D's across the street.

What a coincidence, I'm on my way back from visiting my wife in ICU to test Frostbite2 for 3D rendering on a GTX680.

Guys, guys, everyone in pLa gets free BF3. And I'm gonna include MOD TOOLS cause my company has access to the engine!!!

I am going to have to resign and join the Afgan Mujahideen. JUST KIDDING. I'S A STUPID TROLL

JK GUISE, I WAS TROLL.

Brb, let me go get my gf to rape all of u in CoD4. 4real

Gotta make some videos of me and my cardboard roommate having fun playing paint the softball

BRB, gotta clean my yacht with my 5year girlfriend, Anna Kournikova.

lol?