im interested in the concept of new type of crayon that does not transfer any color to paper or any writing surface but when you stick it in your eye you may just get pink eye.

Happy Halloween!!!

I can honestly say that this is the coolest club of wax sticks that I have ever been a member of.

The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Steve came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Merc, I ain't got no crayons."

"Steve," Miss Merc said, "you mean," I don't have any crayons. We don't have any crayons. They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm getting at?"

"Not really," Steve said, "What happened to all them crayons?"

Have you ever seen a crayon without it's wrapper? you get it all over your hands.... so kids please keep your crayons wrapped

I've been trying to stay honest, but these crayons are a part of me.

I've got a handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella.