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1. have ADHD (negotiable, autism can work also. be aware coffee will not help, too jittery. u gotta hyperfocus)
2. click on scouts. free kills AND they call u a lot of slurs (bonus)
3. listen 2 unreal tournament music. good 4 ur massive brain (but not too massive so u don't get headshat (past tense of headshot))
4. have a funny gun so people either can't get mad or have to get mad at u
5. being a woman helps a little i think, slightly better at seeing ♥♥♥♥
6. i think maybe bieng in an abusive relationship with ur gun helps quite a lot idk i only use the classic bc it ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my muscle memory 4 stock but i love it now so it's ok
with these easy steps you too can have 7.4k kills and counting on an awesome and uncontroversial and no problems great gun. thank u............
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♥♥♥♥ snickers and twix