what is jar jars penis length?

[Mr. Jar Jar]

Some would say it is quite large just from the energy roaming around him. others would say it is impossible to tell, heres why im going to tell you its quite large. After speaking with a proffesssional in the porn industry i quickly learned that jar jar has key wlwmwnts to being a porn star and porn stars have quite large penises. also speaking with a jar jar binks enthusiest he suggest that jar jar is a father of twelve and left all the mothers for his one night stands. meaning that jar jars penis could be large. in conclusion all facts and thoughts point to the side that jar jar does have a big penis maybe 12 inches. thank you id love feedback and tell me what side your on

[au falcon]

I strongly agree with your theory Mr 'Fitypeznt". As we all have observed, throughout the prequel trilogy, Jar Jar's speech is quite different and slurred and he often tends to make some silly and comical decisions! It is almost as if Jar Jar isn't receiving enough blood in his brain, where is all the blood going you may ask? His staggeringly sized penis. My estimate is that his cock is around say, 16-18 inches? Anyway, you pose some very convincing theories in your text, I would love to maybe get together and watch some classic funny Jar Jar clips over some Shweppes lemonade? I'm always up for a nice can of pop and some star wars!
Sincerely-
Warmandtoastee

[Mr. Jar Jar]

thank you Mr Warmandtoastee that is a very good argument. Also i would love to meet up and have a nice can of pop i don't mind pop with another person. I know this is far stretched but i was browsing through P*rnhub the other day and came across an unformilliar type of p*rn called Jared. i had a look and to my new discovery i was horrified but slightly aroused. What i had seen was jar jar Having intercourse with padmae. this brought up my thought that luke skywalker is actually not ankians father but jar jars and the reason padmae died was because baby jar jars penis required so much food and fluids it draind padmae to her death.